smellyhouse
Canada
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Stinky boi
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
utensils123
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Anonymous
Cornwall, Canada
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
:/
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Top comments
drealmorales 2
Very smart man. He's going to live for a very long time after that
RavenDesired 10
That must smell gorgeous.
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Comments (185)
NotDave 0
"Deodorant is bad for you, especially things that aren't deodorant."
horridromance 7
I'm the only one in my house that actually uses deodorant to begin with..
chantel15 0
aha Tobias
kendallkbabe7787 0
Everything causes cancer.
FunwithBumperCar 0
Shouldn't be a problem if he showers afterwards
purple91 8
Erg my dad said the same thing the other day.
GentleGreenOhio 5
ooooo.. is he single?
Abrien 8
Deodorant's main appeal is antiperspirant, he won't be a smelly bastard if he showers after the gym like a normal person.
DrDilllonReese 12
Tell that to my gpa. Or somebody that gives a ****
BellaMarta 19
Some might. It's the aluminum that's the main problem. So tell him to get deodorant that's aluminum free.