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By Anonymous / Wednesday 25 June 2014 23:38 / Canada - Dartmouth
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By  robbilee  |  13

That's shitty.

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  pimrol  |  16

too late :3

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  ItsJustMe1616  |  26

A while back I was texting my (now ex) girlfriend and she told me she was taking a shit, so I responded with "girls don't poop" cause we all know, well, that girls don't poop just like they don't pass gas. So her response was to send me a picture of her crap with a message attached saying "this is how much girls poop lol". At first I didn't see her caption because it was sent above the picture so I didn't know what I was looking at. It was so unbelievably small lol I'm not joking in the least when I say it couldn't have been bigger than a penny lol I didn't know if I should be disgusted or laugh at the fact that she actually sent me a picture of her shit.. (Yes I know that girls take shits and I know that they rip ass too. It was just a joke)

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  ItsJustMe1616  |  26

Sorry I should've specified that the statement of "girls don't poop or pass gas" was a joke. The incident actually happened.

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These comments were popular in 2011.

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  rt58killer10  |  19

Someone had to say it

By  FrozenMusic  |  26

What a crappy bf

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  Rallred32  |  20

Seriously? You would think people would stop using such horrible puns after seeing people reap the consequences (souls sacrificed to satan) but no, you have to use the same shitty puns. (No pun intended)

By  Jumbabaginji  |  15

*insert lame pun about shit here*

By  theaaxis  |  27

Sounds like you've got yourself - damn, I can't even type it as a joke. Too painful.

By  pimrol  |  16

it's indeed weird that he would ask.such a thing maybe he just likes your ass or something

By  btrag97  |  13

Time to find someone else.

By  Kamon97  |  23

Guess his manhood is where his shit is, down the toilet

By  22milesaway  |  12

Time to DTMFA.

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  Axel5238  |  29

Not going to disagree someones sense of humor is part of who they are and there are those that have an immature side and they know when to stop. Lot of guys/or girls don't and are like that much longer. An occasional joke fine, but the OP I'm guessing doesn't want a perpetual kid as a bf.

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