By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
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kittenmeownyan 18

Being hit in the throat would be anyone's weakness. Hope you're okay op

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Lovebunny21 6

Sounds like my brother. Brothers are a pain. But gotta love them.

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akiahara 14

So glad I was an only child. And a girl. I like the suggestions of ******** assault, OP. That's pretty fair.

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Kitten_Calderon 14

And you know his. Alls fair in love and war.

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lvmommie 1

ime sorry but that's so funny something my brother would say

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Ashley_Sky 9

yeah i hate my brothers too. u should try to find out his weakness

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yaoifreak 8

you brother if freaking awesome ...........he's scary .......:(

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AliveLikeFire 7

Tell him he has 3. His throat, balls and jail and that he'll be seeing at least 1 of those if he does it again. That's assault and its illegal. The threat alone should be enough.

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glamorous18 10

it's everyone's weakness.... hit him back

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generalasskicker 12

Wait till he is asleep put a blanket over him lay both sides onto the floor and across the bed (your going to need a big blanket) lay bricks on top of the blanket draped on the floor then tape a note to his headboard say I know your weakness and then get a good running go and elbow drop him in the stomach of course this is if you want to hurt your brother I am in no way suggesting that you should do this of you don't want your brother hurt

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