By argfarblewarblearble - 7/8/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
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  Ms_ValS  |  27

OP, the next time your family has pasta, make him up a plate and sprinkle on your feet shavings and say it's just cheese. Prepare a little baggy of it so you're good to go.