By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
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Same thing different taste

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'And that was what started the terrible conflict known as the Great Prank War of 2015.'


I don't think that murder is the solution here.

I honestly gagged reading this. Thats horrible OP. Think of some amazing revenge. like shaving his left eyebrow off.

OP, the next time your family has pasta, make him up a plate and sprinkle on your feet shavings and say it's just cheese. Prepare a little baggy of it so you're good to go.

RedPillSucks 31

Some moustache wax strips applied while the little fiend is asleep sounds like a fitting escalation in preparation of total war.

That made me sick to my stomach reading that. I hope you get him back good, OP! Then give us the details of his payback

Put a ghost pepper in his mouth while he's yawning

jonny_salsa 7

that's a little hardcore, don't you think?

What about paprika? Or a Salt and Pepper combo?

ChloeRattlehead 22

Get him back with something worse. Like, some snot or something.

ewwwwwww that's even worse than toenails

'And that was what started the terrible conflict known as the Great Prank War of 2015.'

1dvs_bstd 41

Fart in his mouth when he's sleeping. It's not about revenge, it's about sending a message.

If he's sleeping, how is he going to receive the message? Unless he wakes up from it.. But heavy sleepers like me wouldn't

1dvs_bstd 41

Hold his nose... :feeling evil:

1dvs_bstd 41