Miscellaneous: Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

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Fluffydemise 18

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:28

You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

EngageZoo5 8

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:22

The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

rashadmahmoud 4

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:19

You got got.

linstar 13

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:16

#1 - this is why FML gives you a few minutes to check and edit your comment.

ervington 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 21:00

I don't see the problem with that comment

HKCgrimmjow 15

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 21:05

I'm surprised OP didn't take any of the subtle hints that it was an actual robbery, you know, perhaps a gun, money, a mask, frantic panicking, sweating, accelerated heart rate and such... People usually aren't calm after committing a hefty sentencing crime.

Potatobacon 6

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Wednesday 12 June 2013 1:36

I thought his comment was kinda funny

EngageZoo5 8

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:22

The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

Rommel1942 9

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:40

Only took 15 mins.

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:39

This renegade didn't have it made and was retrieved for his bounty.

MysteriousX_fml 10

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:00

Never more to go astray. This will be the end today of the wanted man.

andrew6p 19

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:23

Sucks to be you right now op! Anyways choose your friends wisely from now and on!

Rommel1942 9

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:41

'Murica!

gc327072 30

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 19:07

5/ Bacon

TayonaC 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:26

Damn your friend is an ass for hiding out at your place knowing you could also be held accountable. Good luck explaining that to the police. :/

Jac_d_ipper 10

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:38

and Op you are a moron.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:42

Not necessarily... This sounds like something my friend would say jokingly.

MadarseLizard 7

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:43

Yes, but I don't believe your friend has robbed an actual bank when they say that.

TheAbstract 15

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:23

51, the OP didn't know that their friend robbed a bank, man. People joke and say goofy things to each other all the time.That's why they thought it was a joke.

goose12321 11

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 20:31

#51 uh, that's the point....

Fluffydemise 18

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:28

You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

KBurns207 17

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:30

He didn't seem to have a bag of cash? Or maybe some kind of weapon? Your friend is a d-bag for doing that to you though.

Jharrist89 12

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:36

Damn... That a may also be hard to prove that you had no idea.. Maybe they'll check phone records, etc.. Hopefully you'll be able to get out of this one.