FML : Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later,...

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Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 11 June 2013 03:23 / United States - Cleveland

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By Fluffydemise | 18

#5529752 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:28

You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

By EngageZoo5 | 8

#5529745 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:22

The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

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By rashadmahmoud | 4

#5529743 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:19

You got got.

linstar | 13

#5529838 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 01:16

#1 - this is why FML gives you a few minutes to check and edit your comment.

ervington | 8

#5530422 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 09:00

I don't see the problem with that comment

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5530434 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 09:05

I'm surprised OP didn't take any of the subtle hints that it was an actual robbery, you know, perhaps a gun, money, a mask, frantic panicking, sweating, accelerated heart rate and such... People usually aren't calm after committing a hefty sentencing crime.

Potatobacon | 6

#5530692 - Wednesday 12 June 2013 01:36

I thought his comment was kinda funny

By EngageZoo5 | 8

#5529745 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:22

The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

Rommel1942 | 9

#5529816 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:40

Only took 15 mins.

rg350dx | 29

#5529867 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 01:39

This renegade didn't have it made and was retrieved for his bounty.

MysteriousX_fml | 10

#5529982 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 04:00

Never more to go astray. This will be the end today of the wanted man.

By andrew6p | 19

#5529747 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:23

Sucks to be you right now op! Anyways choose your friends wisely from now and on!

Rommel1942 | 9

#5529818 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:41

'Murica!

gc327072 | 29

#5530286 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 07:07

5/ Bacon

By TayonaC | 10

#5529750 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:26

Damn your friend is an ass for hiding out at your place knowing you could also be held accountable. Good luck explaining that to the police. :/

Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5529967 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 03:38

and Op you are a moron.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#5529971 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 03:42

Not necessarily... This sounds like something my friend would say jokingly.

MadarseLizard | 7

#5530064 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 04:43

Yes, but I don't believe your friend has robbed an actual bank when they say that.

TheAbstract | 14

#5530202 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 06:23

51, the OP didn't know that their friend robbed a bank, man. People joke and say goofy things to each other all the time.That's why they thought it was a joke.

goose12321 | 11

#5530390 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 08:31

#51 uh, that's the point....

By Fluffydemise | 18

#5529752 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:28

You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

By KBurns207 | 17

#5529753 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:30

He didn't seem to have a bag of cash? Or maybe some kind of weapon? Your friend is a d-bag for doing that to you though.

By Jharrist89 | 12

#5529758 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:36

Damn... That a may also be hard to prove that you had no idea.. Maybe they'll check phone records, etc.. Hopefully you'll be able to get out of this one.