By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
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Fluffydemise 18

You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

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EngageZoo5 8

The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

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linstar 13

#1 - this is why FML gives you a few minutes to check and edit your comment.

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ervington 8

I don't see the problem with that comment

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I'm surprised OP didn't take any of the subtle hints that it was an actual robbery, you know, perhaps a gun, money, a mask, frantic panicking, sweating, accelerated heart rate and such... People usually aren't calm after committing a hefty sentencing crime.

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EngageZoo5 8

The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

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rg350dx 29

This renegade didn't have it made and was retrieved for his bounty.

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MysteriousX_fml 10

Never more to go astray. This will be the end today of the wanted man.

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TayonaC 10

Damn your friend is an ass for hiding out at your place knowing you could also be held accountable. Good luck explaining that to the police. :/

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Not necessarily... This sounds like something my friend would say jokingly.

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MadarseLizard 7

Yes, but I don't believe your friend has robbed an actual bank when they say that.

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TheAbstract 15

51, the OP didn't know that their friend robbed a bank, man. People joke and say goofy things to each other all the time.That's why they thought it was a joke.

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Fluffydemise 18

You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out. What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

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KBurns207 17

He didn't seem to have a bag of cash? Or maybe some kind of weapon? Your friend is a d-bag for doing that to you though.

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Jharrist89 12

Damn... That a may also be hard to prove that you had no idea.. Maybe they'll check phone records, etc.. Hopefully you'll be able to get out of this one.

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hayfayday 15

I'm sure phone records would go well. Text from friend: "I robbed a bank, can I hide at your house :P" Text from OP: "Yeah, sure bud. I'm home."

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DollyDope 17

Well you're obviously not on jail so it seems like things shall turn out okay for you. Just be more selective about the people you call friends

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rg350dx 29

Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars..

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

They will find out you were not involved, but hopefully you will learn from your mistakes and not trust unworthy people.

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