By Anonymous - 25/04/2010 10:00 - Australia

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Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 701
You deserved it 44 475

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FoxRacerGirl7 7

caller ID (:

BadPinkKitty07 0

hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)

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I have bad breath and walk like robocop

darkwolf651 0

banana

kinda deserved.. suilition.. CALLER ID :)

Horney4her69 0

wank? what's that?

is the end of the woooorld!!!!oh noooo

who are you 50 cent ? who is your friend snopp doggy dogg ? who is your boss DR. Dre ?

it is situations like this that inspired the invention of caller ID..

cookie_monster2 0

YDI for being stupid.... fuck you anti flood!!

clivealmighty 0

YOURE FIRED FIRED FIRED fired fired fiired .-. another cat in the hat

in soviet siberia soldiers Wank each other inside military Tank to stay warm.

faxe 0

31, that just put the most fucked up image in my head, thanks, really appreciate it.

redsox4021 0

29=retarded 8 year old

yup YDI honey !

it's called caller ID don't randomly assume it's ur friend u deserves it

78euge781995 0

f*ck Caller ID! I prefer answering the phone without knowing who it is. Its more risky :)

I don't see the big deal. You could have just pretended you were a kid or something. BTW, lmfaooo WTF is wank?

what's anti flood

pureecstasy 5

win

1221jamw 11

wank is like masterbate/penis in uhhh england

pseudolife 4

You Dumb Wank

who knows, maybe your boss liked it :)

Hahahaha YDI for being an idiot. :P that's why caller ID was invented.

ya bigg dummmyyy. you faiiiil. (:

ckrebbs 0

29 your retarded. and what the fuck is wank and why would you answer the phone that way

today i answered the phone with "wank" and it was my boss. FMLFMLFML MY LIKE IS FUCKING OVER OH GOD JUST FUCK ME NOW. DJGPQOYJNCMXKXGIODOGOFSJFN

Wank can mean masturbate. It can also be used in place of words like crap. Adding the suffix -er is an insult similar to bastard. It does not mean penis. 1. I think he just had a lovely wank. 2. What a load of wank. 3. What a wanker.

I almost did something like that to my friends when they were being yelled at by cops....

well alteast he doesnt think your a pervet

^heyy bro u 4got da last part.. *t smuggling ass geenie of a retard ....your welcome :]

franswa22 0

thanks. hypocrtisizer.

franswa22 0

wow cool you thundercun

omgcookeys 15

ever heard of caller id?

adam218 0

and now ur fired.... lol jk

FoxRacerGirl7 7

caller ID (:

Have to agree. If it was your cell, YDI for not checking caller ID. If it was your home and you don't have caller ID, YDI for not realising other people could call.

SoccerStar5493 0

#7, your really pretty:) haha

chibikari 0

umm...what's wank? o.O

Choking the chicken, beating the meat, chocking the gopher, jacking-off, masturbating, etc.

luis420 0

also u forgot spanking the monkey

PhishloverA 14

In public

itsgonnahappento 11

some people are retarded

FYLDeep 25

Yeah, I think there was a similar FML where the OP answered "Fuck". I guess there's more than one person dumb enough to do this.

caller id Idiot

BadPinkKitty07 0

hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)

YDI for not checking the caller ID ... if you don't have one YDI because you are living in the stone age