Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Top comments
bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
wittygirl 8
Rule 34. No exceptions.
Swiftly 0
What's wrong with the boy is he gay?
superdrinker13 2
Dump him!!
paradiseisland01 0
To me that's the worst insult ever, I would dump his sorry ass as soon as possible! What the hell does he need you for to watch! There's alot of sick people out there
OffToTheGayBar 9
You are an idiot; he's not insulting anyone by busting out a quick fap. Don't get offended so easily.
hateevryone 15
you don't need him.
grenj 8
Better spice up that sex life
invisibleman8472 17
Whoa really?? Hell I'd have sex eith you rather than jAck off any day
xMiss_Maggot 7
wow maybe u suck at sex?
eddyg94 11
probably worth talking to him about it than coming here? though we do all enjoy commenting on your life..
darianrobinson07 0
How ugly are you??