Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
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Elizabeth Burley 22
My fiance fell asleep while I was blowing him once, I feel you OP. FYL 😆
Gubbon 17
Horrible comment in all possible ways.
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Comments (7)
16hits 1
did FML mean **** my life or **** me last or finance made lost ? funny
coolrunnings1021 14
have sex with him anyway. Will still be hard asleep
Sagar Nair 12
It’s also called rape.
Blunt w/chip on shoulder 3
u got the wrong bf. he cheated and done for the day or he not that into u next time have him eat u or just go straight to sex no more bj for him. but u can come put my d n ur throat
Gubbon 17
Horrible comment in all possible ways.
Elizabeth Burley 22
My fiance fell asleep while I was blowing him once, I feel you OP. FYL 😆
RickyG 1
WHAT?!? what in the hell is wrong with these boys? oh wait boys hats why.
Lost Reggie 21
Either he was really tired, or you were really boring.