Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Spicy
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
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Elizabeth Burley 22

My fiance fell asleep while I was blowing him once, I feel you OP. FYL 😆

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Gubbon 17

Horrible comment in all possible ways.

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16hits 1

did FML mean **** my life or **** me last or finance made lost ? funny

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Blunt w/chip on shoulder 3

u got the wrong bf. he cheated and done for the day or he not that into u next time have him eat u or just go straight to sex no more bj for him. but u can come put my d n ur throat

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Gubbon 17

Horrible comment in all possible ways.

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Elizabeth Burley 22

My fiance fell asleep while I was blowing him once, I feel you OP. FYL 😆

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RickyG 1

WHAT?!? what in the hell is wrong with these boys? oh wait boys hats why.

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Lost Reggie 14

Either he was really tired, or you were really boring.

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