Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
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bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
FlyFrey 4
Get him back by masturbating right back at him.
bobslawnservice 16
As long as he still gives you a good seeing to on a regular basis then I'm not sure what the problem is. Sometimes you just want to get off without the obligation of having to please someone else. Next time he pulls that stunt try gong down on him just don't expect him to reciprocate right then.
PYLrulz 17
What a jerk
kdarkwood 15
The same thing happened to me with my ex. (Hence him being my ex.) However, it's nothing YOU are doing wrong. It's your boyfriend's problem. If it bothers you that much, you need to accept that you aren't meant to be together. It's sad, but the best thing for you. Contrary to what people will tell you, sexual compatibility DOES matter. A LOT.
misfit860 5
Are you that bad in bed
asherm 15
Yeah sometimes it's just about quickie stress relief for the guy and not that he doesn't want you. But if it's all the time, I'd reevaluate that relationship
cajekraze 7
if you want something done right...
Orgasms 4
Why don't you give him a hand?
mercsl65 7
based on op's reaction id say she doesnt "want" to do it as often as he'd like. a guy gets tired of waiting for his gf to fall asleep to rock his own socks. just sayin
perdix 31
So much for dating a handyman! Is his name Ray McKigney?