Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
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bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
williamcarter93 13
Give him some incentive. Talk to him. Men aren't always the walkabout sex fiends drooling animals we are portrayed as
ImPlank 4
Offer to try anal?
Mauskau 36
Heh if I ask my bf to do that he refuses, try offering to do it for him, perhaps you dont do enough on your part to keep him interested.
cherry72 13
Time for a new boyfriend.
robokid777 4
give him bed head
freshx_fml 6
I don't see that relationship going much further..
Classlfied 4
Last time I checked I've never had a girl tighter then my hand...
naztyskidded 0
Ugottabekidding!lol!
Alright92 0
You've obviously never been with a girl to "last check" on
PlaySpades 21
He's probably just slept with a lot of loose women....
PlaySpades 21
Then again he's probably right. A hand can squeeze as tight as you need. Vaginas not so much.
naztyskidded 0
Kick him from the bed... That'll be fun. Since u cant lend a hand... Lend a leg.
BlAzEtHiS 0
I'm no professional or anything but your boyfriend has a high likelyhood of being gay. I've never known a straight man to wack it instead of being serviced by a female.
cgunn 0
obviously you need to bring your sister into this relationship!!!