Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
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bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
sloanthomas 4
19188511529 I'd be happy to help. :)
ruby_belle00 3
Sometimes they just want that "quality" time to themselves. Nothing against us or anything we do, just the way it is. That's what I have been told at least. I know I have had the same thing happen to me.
inlove72 11
Sorry to hear )= give him your hand or something (=
andrew5373 0
Y is everyone hating on you?
inlove72 11
Reasons
HisWorld88 0
Aww inlove72, I feel extremely bad for you :( because when your looks fade, your lips have deflated and you basically look like a leather handbag, you will have nothing to look forward to but to be called ugly on a fml post :) which you are inside and out.. Because yes you may be pretty now but the way you act and speak to people makes you one in attractive piece of work.
krystaface 5
Agreed. ((:
krystaface 5
Agreed. ((:
inlove72 11
Kay. I'll keep that in mind but there isn't a fake thing about me. Keep thinking what you want but I don't care about what you have to say cuz you don't mean a thing to me (=
immaMonsta 8
#134 The word "fake" wasn't even mentioned by 117. Learn to read while you work on your maturity.
inlove72 11
Kay. Lol
PlaySpades 21
She's not even that pretty....
andrew5373 0
You are tho :p
inlove72 11
I don't think your pretty =3
inlove72 11
My maturity is just fine for my age and who I am (=
krystaface 5
Take what you want. Your probably not taking control which is why he has to do it him self. Please your man, or he will find another woman who will.
Seanymaster05 0
So are you at least hot ? :) haha
SquiffMomma 1
I've been there. Just pounce him. :)
bobslawnservice 16
I rather like the sound of this lady :)
sloanthomas 4
Or maybe he's hiding something. Possibly coming up a bit short???
immaMonsta 8
Maybe your boyfriend wants you to take control. I know for a fact that my boyfriend appreciates it when I take control and go for what I want and vice versa with me. Maybe you should try that. Unless he just straight up said he didn't want to have sex and told you verbally that he'd rather jack off.
daa2138 0
When you wake tomorrow morning, ********** next to him instead of having sex. See how he feels about that.