Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Top comments
bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
bubo_fml 11
Make him wear boxing gloves or steel wool mittens to bed...
charliethom 0
Takes less energy. It's so self centered though!!! Maybe he was scared of getting you prego?
muffinstump 0
Know the feeling, its a slap in the face...
MigraineurOfLife 15
Apparently sticks to what he knows... O_o
bubo_fml 11
At least your not stuck sleeping in the wet spot...
derkster 6
****** stank does help either
thelmafudge 0
Break up with him!
Lampoon89 4
Rape him lol, but that is bullshit
icxiibunnie 14
I guess your just not as good as his hand.
twisted_cherub 14
OP, it sucks, I know. But it's not your fault. I've gone through this with **** addiction. Our sex life was hot until we got internet. Then I still wanted sex all the time, but he was rarely in the mood. He'd wait for me to fall asleep and sneak off to the computer. Your bf could have a million reasons for doing this. Talk to him. Try not to be angry & to understand his side. Then you can consider whether or not you want to stay with him.