Eva
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Cantgetno
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
nazirah4shizzle
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Genuine D
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
O-|---<=~
Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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margokle 1
Is your "boyfriend" a cat?
SandraGee 7
I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.
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Comments (258)
RavenNight 0
there is something wrong with him
cowboyy_fml 0
that turns me on..
saltypirate 0
Me too haha
portablecupid 3
youre not spose to sleep with tampons in at night, unless you dont mind risking toxic shock syndrome
portablecupid 3
youre not. mind you, thats not because sleeping with a tampon itself is dangerous, but because leaving tampons in for an extended period of time is unhealthy. ideally they should be changed every four hours, at longest they should be changed every 8 hours. since the average person sleeps 8 hours straight, you risk toxic shock syndrome by wearing a tampon to bed.
brighteyes81 0
However, if you don't sleep that long or can wake up wearing one to bed is fine. Actually, statistically you're much more likely to get hit by a car, get heart disease or die from almost every other cancer out there.
fmlover911 0
That's cute.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
If you're too lazy to get up and change it when it needs it or within 8 hrs like it says on the box, then you might get TSS but YDI if you're that sorry.
readin_duh 0
maybe she was napping
DarkestHowler 0
Maybe he thought it was a cat toy. LMAO
OhFiona1 0
That is disturbing.
linhnguyen 0
yes yes it is disturibin u hot girl
Screwie 25
Dear stalker, please stop fapping while typing.
ilovebrookematso 0
I think u need to stop thinking so hard...
sallen0046 4
So your boyfriend touched the string of your tampon...why is this even remotely life-*******. It's not like he pulled the thing out and twirled it around the room, ruining the sheets and the carpet. There's nothing disgusting about touching a piece of string.
Doortje 30
Is there ever an FML where you actually think it's FML worthy? I sure have never seen a comment from you that would suggest that.