Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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margokle 1
Is your "boyfriend" a cat?
SandraGee 7
I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.
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Comments (258)
gnrgirl09 0
Lol!
john7h567hgrd 0
ya those damn strings are so loud...
pippygoodtwin 0
leg-end!!!
BieberLover143 0
Lmaoo iWear pads
hippychiccx 0
Fishy ****** smell? Yum. :)
laurabev 9
Have Apple brought out a new range of clothing?
Rebeccaaa__x 2
^ haha, win! :-)
saltypirate 0
Justin bieber is GAY!!!!
Gummybears4life 0
You're not actually supposed to sleep with a tampon in.... But that's still disturbing....
tona01 16
why can't girls sleep with tampons??
Ikdiy2009 0
again, you can sleep in tampons! you just have to make sure you don't leave it in for too long, just like during the day.
spanelli 16
Then, when you 'forget' to wake up in middle of the night to change it (multiple times),yay, TSS!
zowieandzander77 1
sapelli why are u obsessed with TSS? I work at a major hospital in Boston it's incredibly rare. The ONE case I've seen was because someone left it in for days not 8 hours while sleeping. check your facts ( or go to med school)
spanelli 16
95- Why are you stalking me? ******* creep. I don't care where you work. We're on the interweb you can say anything and call it the 'truth'. I am not obsessed with TSS. I'm merely pointing out that tampons can be dangerous to sleep in.
joa76 3
Maybe he took her underwear off? I find it a bit odd that they are apparently comfortable enough with each other for her to be sleeping with him there (she could have been taking a nap, there is nothing to indicate they were sleeping together), and for him to take off her clothes and touch her while she's asleep, but yet he somehow didn't seem to know she had her period. Boyfriends normally know that sort of thing. If he DID know, then that just adds all sorts of extra creepy.
brighteyes81 0
150. You're like 12. Get over yourself. You're probably going to get some serious disease anyway from your stupidity. Like HIV because you believe some rubbish like "two condoms means I'm safer". Everything you say is hogwash. You ignore medical opinions for your rediculous ideas. Stop FMLing and pay attention in class. Your high school biology class may actually apply today so LISTEN UP! :)
blueocean43 2
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
leerdz23 0
hahh this is too ******* funny.
LynnLightninx12 0
W T F
linhnguyen 0
that wat i said and ur look HOT in that picture
Jessi195 0
YDI cuhs your suppose to qo to bed w. a pad buht still your bf is f-inq nasty likee what possesed him to do suchh a thinq !
hippychiccx 0
People like you set the stereotype for the way black people type online, thanks a lot. First, and foremost, the words are "'cause," "but" and it's "you're." In no way, shape or form is it possible for a person to own 'suppose.' Secondly, just elaborate to me, please. Is it seriously THAT hard to type in English? P.S. It's "g" not "q."
hippychiccx 0
People like you set the stereotype for the way black people type online, thanks a lot. First, and foremost, the words are "'cause," "but" and it's "you're." Tell me how a person can own "suppose." How in the world do you spell suppose right, but not any of those other words? Is it seriously THAT hard to type in English? Lastly, it's "g" not "q."
docscientist 10
There's a stereotype? Because a lot of everyone else types lazily. Sounds a bit racist to say that she's setting a bad example for black people.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
No you're not supposed to avoid tampons at night, that is when you need them most! Double up if you have to! Still, I have never heard of a guy doing something like that...maybe he was checking to see if you're lying about being unavailable?
xim_yours23x 0
you can go into shock if you have a tampon in for too long. you're not supposed to sleep with them in, that's really bad. use a pad overnight.
pokopiko 9
are you implying that you use multiple tampons at night?... oh, oh my.
spanelli 16
115- Thank you! You're the only one here who seems not to be a complete idiot. :)
linhnguyen 0
damn gurl u s HO
penguinazul 13
Double up? Really? Now, I'm a strong believer in that sleeping in tampons won't hurt you as long as you're not sleeping for AGES. I mean, as long as you put a fresh one in before you go to bed and change it as soon as you wake up, you shouldn't have a problem. But there still is a SLIGHT chance. However, surely if just having one tampon in overnight runs the risk of getting TSS, then having more than one in will increase the risk. Maybe you mean wearing a pad + a tampon to bed? I hope so.