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By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 552
You deserved it 4 275
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Gixie 25

Sounds like a shitty time.

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herpaderpaherp 17

Looks like he found a new form of finger painting

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Gixie 25

Sounds like a shitty time.

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jojimugo 20

More like a shitty job

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chowE_fml 4

Shitty situation. toss that kid out

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bluehero 17

He's just a 4 year old, no need to toss the kid out out lol it's not his fault.

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7yzzFML 17

Reminds me of that movie 'Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd' when Bob Saget comes into the bathroom "Theres Shit EVERYWHERE!!"

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LeFrogDog 27

reminds me of the movie daddy day care

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LeFrogDog 27

nooo I was to late #6 beat me. you win this time ~_~

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Jelbeztok 17

Even at 4 you should know not to smear shit on the wall.

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LightningCactus 12

Sounds more like an all-around shitty time.

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GuessWhatKids 13

OP better have been paid a shit ton.

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adam3650 12

Sounds like a real dire rear situation...

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herpaderpaherp 17

Looks like he found a new form of finger painting

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LeFrogDog 27

think op would be glade when he uses washable markers and crayons

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iAlissa 34

Fuck Crayola, lets use Crapola.

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Marmarfarfar 25

Gotta love kids...

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ApollosMyth 22

No.. No you do not.

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LeFrogDog 27

maybe just a little?

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CaptMurdock 25

You're gonna have a crappy time cleaning all that up.

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Thisfreakingguy 10

It doesn't sound like your a very good baby sitter...

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KingDead 18

Lol, maybe not just that, but the fact OP seems to not have realized this going on, and being able to prevent a 4yr old destroying the place with shit. And -you're- bad with grammar #7.

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zombieslayer83 19

Two birds with one stone. Good job #25.

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DocBastard 38

It seems to me that the majority of the evidence could have been prevented if you just threw the little shitball into the bath, clothes and all. That way he gets a fun bubble bath, and you avoid any stains that you'd have trouble explaining.

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PhotoSmith 25

That's what I do when my kids have diarrhea in their pants. Saves me a lot of clean up getting the crap out of the clothes before they hot the washer.

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harrypotter955 19

That little shit...

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RedPillSucks 31

More like a big shit.

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Falassalond 16

I would want extra money if I had to clean it up. You seem calmer than I would be about this!

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challan 19

That is a pretty crappy situation for the little squirt.

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Ebola_fml 20

If the hand don't fit, you must acquit.

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ironic_legacy 9

Yeah, I mean, declare him innocent OP, come on

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