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Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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Is your "boyfriend" a cat?

I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.

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avengedjerrrufol 0

wow disgusting man... im sorry he did that

saraheve1188 5

is that considered some type of a new kind of foreplay? haha

Oh god. I was EATING! Also, wear pads. People don't play with them

justanotherbird 19

I hate wearing pads because they feel gross. I don't want to have a sponge full of blood against my cooch for the entire day, which is why I use tampons.

Do you get good range there, Boners? :P Though that's digusting OP. But cute he's that comfortable around you. xD

So you'd rather have a wad of cotton full of blood shoved up your cooch?

Yeah, tampons feel so much cleaner than pads.

You're not supposed to sleep with tampons in. If you ever get TSS, don't say I didn't warn you. Gross.

#48, as long the tampon isn't in for 8 hours you can sleep with them. Sleeping with one is is no different than being awake with one in.

ChiTownBoriqua 0

she's got ya there

yea, you cant feel that

I wear neither!! I have mirena and have no need for such things... everyone should join this wonderful world of mine. :)

what the **** is TSS

Toxic Shock Syndrome.

i think he was trying to "play" with something else ..... but got distracted by the string =]

haha that's funny;D

Is your "boyfriend" a cat?

u beat me to it

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I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.

maybe it was innocent. he probably just wanted to pull it out and make tea.

darcimckeown 3

yummy!

Was he strumming, plucking or bowing it? If he could do a decent pizzicato, you could have the ****** of a lifetime.

he was jealous of your ****** bc he wanted to b in (;

learn to english you silly girl. i hope you dont turn in your book reports like that.

u mean 'learn to SPEAK english' .... I know how to speak English. thanks. what I think u meant to say was 'learn how to spell' maybe? i didn't know I was being graded. thanks for the heads up... I'll start tmrro.:)

I totally thought about trolling....but decided not to be a douchefag.

maybe he was just curious. why don't you show his how at all works down there