Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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margokle 1
Is your "boyfriend" a cat?
SandraGee 7
I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.
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Comments (258)
avengedjerrrufol 0
wow disgusting man... im sorry he did that
saraheve1188 5
is that considered some type of a new kind of foreplay? haha
rattusrattus 19
Oh god. I was EATING! Also, wear pads. People don't play with them
justanotherbird 19
I hate wearing pads because they feel gross. I don't want to have a sponge full of blood against my cooch for the entire day, which is why I use tampons.
satomi_ishida 0
Do you get good range there, Boners? :P Though that's digusting OP. But cute he's that comfortable around you. xD
Fohz 9
So you'd rather have a wad of cotton full of blood shoved up your cooch?
letsgetouttahere 3
Yeah, tampons feel so much cleaner than pads.
Gen2105 0
You're not supposed to sleep with tampons in. If you ever get TSS, don't say I didn't warn you. Gross.
prettypinkpixie 9
#48, as long the tampon isn't in for 8 hours you can sleep with them. Sleeping with one is is no different than being awake with one in.
ChiTownBoriqua 0
she's got ya there
jemm94 0
yea, you cant feel that
jar_89 0
I wear neither!! I have mirena and have no need for such things... everyone should join this wonderful world of mine. :)
tona01 16
what the **** is TSS
Sinamoi 18
Toxic Shock Syndrome.
AhaMhuhaha 0
i think he was trying to "play" with something else ..... but got distracted by the string =]
saddgurl 0
haha that's funny;D
margokle 1
Is your "boyfriend" a cat?
YtotsDI 0
u beat me to it
Caro9396 0
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaga
SandraGee 7
I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.
Chunkylover76 4
win!
blad11 0
maybe it was innocent. he probably just wanted to pull it out and make tea.
darcimckeown 3
yummy!
perdix 31
Was he strumming, plucking or bowing it? If he could do a decent pizzicato, you could have the ****** of a lifetime.
agm2010 0
he was jealous of your ****** bc he wanted to b in (;
homesickabortion 2
learn to english you silly girl. i hope you dont turn in your book reports like that.
agm2010 0
u mean 'learn to SPEAK english' .... I know how to speak English. thanks. what I think u meant to say was 'learn how to spell' maybe? i didn't know I was being graded. thanks for the heads up... I'll start tmrro.:)
baileybug93 0
I totally thought about trolling....but decided not to be a douchefag.
stahor 0
maybe he was just curious. why don't you show his how at all works down there