Eva
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Cantgetno
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
nazirah4shizzle
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Genuine D
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
O-|---<=~
Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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margokle 1
Is your "boyfriend" a cat?
SandraGee 7
I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.
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Comments (258)
ScreamMeALuvSong 2
That's disturbing...
tschell 0
don't wear tampons to bed...
uhohoreo45687 0
damn,cowboyy ur hella cute' ima barrel racer ;)
Squander 3
ugh, another debate. Can everyone just agree that pads are gross, tampons are even grosser, and periods in general are disgusting clotted hemorhages that fall out of women every month? It's disgusting but it's nature. And back to the FML, the boyfriend's just gross. I think any boyfriend who goes near a bleeding ****** is just crazy! lol
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lol I gotta meet him, he seems funny
4evermossin 0
curious vampire?
supertacowaffle 41
WTF?
supertacowaffle 41
WTF?
MegamiKaosu 28
String is fun to play with, maybe he was bored saw the string and had a spaz moment x3
OneToughCookiee 2
Sleeping with a tampon is bad. Unless you had alarms to wake you up in the middle of the night? Leaving a tampon in for 8 hours or more can cause Toxic Shock Syndrom.
Doortje 30
About 75 people have said that already >_> I recommend reading #91.