Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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margokle 1
Is your "boyfriend" a cat?
SandraGee 7
I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.
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Comments (258)
HoDaddyKatelyn 1
you're not supposed to sleep with a tampon in.
asackitch 0
spanelli... I can say ur prob wrong if all the other women says it fine maybe ur snatch has issues and u have bad hygiene that u can't keep it in!!!
pink_insanity 0
Why are you sleeping with a tampon? Relying on boyfriend or alarm to wake you up after 6-8 hours to make sure you don't get TSS? One day you might learn not to rely on such things. YDI.
Nakolover13 0
I didnt know this was a forum for discussing whether or not you can sleep in a tampon.
Rafid 0
she is fat/ ugly
chasity_27 2
Hahaha; that's funny... until someone else goes through the same thing. then it becomes awkward. either way, FYL. If my bf did that to me we would be fighting.
towelyey 0
hahahaaaaaa!!!
blondebrunette11 4
put some freakin pants on....
dorktastic09 0
You slept with your tampon in?
bamagirl14 0
in a weird way that is kind of cute. at least he is comfortable with you.(: and to the people who care about people's grammar, chill out. if you care that much then go be an english teacher and don't worry about what people say in comments. and it is okay to sleep in tampons. the box says nothing about not sleeping in them. it just says to change it every 6-8 hours to prevent tss. and if you worry about it that much, then use nasty pads. but it is okay to sleep in them.
tschell 0
pads are nasty, but sleeping with tampons is even nastier. it doesn't say on the box not to insert it into your anus but you probably wouldn't use that as justification
bamagirl14 0
it's not nastier. Use common sense. Wearing tampons while you sleep isn't any different than during the day.