Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
You must have that hermione hair. He's also an idiot for just pulling his hand out.
Pleonasm 35
Your boyfriend lacks a lot of finesse.
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Comments (78)
PeachiePrincess 16
One time my boyfriend was twirling my hair around his finger, not paying attention, and turned it into a huge mess of tangles and knots. Maybe this wouldn't be a problem for most girls, except my hair is really long (waist-length to be exact). It took an exceptional amount of brushing and yanking to get them all out. When I finally freed my hair of the last knot, I gave him the stink eye for several days. Moral of the story: NEVER let your boyfriend play with your hair unsupervised.
dachayke 16
that's not worth the stink eye for several days.
Carsman6665 4
How romantic he has a lock of your hair
dachayke 16
He'll be stuck with it....Forever! Mwahahahaha!
Mysterion345 11
did you pull some of his in retaliation??
melindamontury 1
ouch!
toxicfishwaffle 3
Sounds like a hairy situation, OP.
jackielambert10 5
Has happened to me before! That shot hurts!!
ctchan2381 5
Do you have an afro?
dmd316 9
Accidentally pressed you deserve it, but you definitely don't! The same thing happened to my cousin, and she had a bald spot for a while. Wishing you quick hair growth!
rs7797 9
got.you wet huh ?
PatandIsabella 4
Brush it 100 strokes before bed so its not as easily tangled . Plus it'll stimulate your scalp to help your patch grow back ;)