Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
You must have that hermione hair. He's also an idiot for just pulling his hand out.
Pleonasm 35
Your boyfriend lacks a lot of finesse.
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Comments (78)
Km1490 20
your boyfriend is very subtle..
Senseless_487 29
You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
EmmaMK 35
He sounds a bit aggressive. It's hair! Hair from someone he cares about. If you untangle it slowly it will come out.
ReeceThePiece69 6
I'm sure he wasn't being rough and it was just an accident...
EmmaMK 35
He ripped out a handful of hair.
Sports_guy3 28
Uh, we read the FML.
MistaBlista 9
(guy from South Park voice) Nnnnice.
laden_swallow09 34
Which one?
regenerate 19
I hope you're exaggerating... an entire handful would be incredibly painful.
parism143 28
That's why it's on FML.
Trin_Tran 26
We'll that was pretty hairless of him ! (Haha get it hairless instead of careless .. I know stupid pun joke .. )
That_Ginger 18
If you have to explain it...
0_FYL_0 17
stupid? i thought it was really punny! (Just so you're not alone in the awful pun department!)
dachayke 16
I'd rather play superman 64 than read that comment again.
Sports_guy3 28
Agreed.
jazzy_123 20
27, that was so nice of you I gave you a thumb up... not that it made a difference x) but yeah
JMichael 25
My head now feels like my hair is being ripped out
Nilorak 24
Come on and leave me hairless.
beaverteaser 16
how the hell
AUShano 15
How does a grown man (I'm assuming here) justify having panicked like a little girl when his hand gets tangled in his girlfriends hair??? ..... It's not exactly a dangerous situation, like having your hand in a blender or something lol.........
worldclassrager 39
Hope it didn't leave a large spot of missing hair...