Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
You must have that hermione hair. He's also an idiot for just pulling his hand out.
Pleonasm 35
Your boyfriend lacks a lot of finesse.
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Comments (78)
onesharpemama 3
I may be giving away my age here, but this totally just took me back to 'Big Top Pee-Wee'...
Enslaved 36
"I know you are, but what am I?"
onesharpemama 3
*does the Pee Wee Herman dance*
soapysquid 2
Looks like he got in a HAIRY situation
dachayke 16
Please rip your caps lock button out of your keyboard and make good use of a sledgehammer
Chazzzor 10
WTF kind of hair is it that is so thick and tangled that pulling your hand out pulls out a patch of hair? Unless you have "hair from hell" have you considered the possibility he did it on purpose?
Chellybelly92 14
I have thin curly hair, that has claimed many brushes and combs. I've had a puppy pull out a chunk of my hair, and my baby sisters hand once got caught in it. It doesn't mean "hair from hell" just some hair tangles more easily for some people.
snugglesMcGee199 23
And it was free!
koalabear_55 11
I cringed while reading this
missfryfry 10
"If I put my hand in the hair, would I be able to get my hand out?" "Do you want to be able to get it out, or not be able to get it out?" "I think I'd like to be able to get it out." Sorry, Seinfeld bit. Sorry OP. I've had my hair ripped out many times. Sucks. FYL.
ilovemsminaj 13
Maybe a sign you need to brush your hair more?
pwrofoz 5
you need to get that "Nap-a-way, for stubborn roots" #Hairspray movie
slapsface 10
He sounds aggressive
chosha_fml 26
Conditioner, stat!