Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
You must have that hermione hair. He's also an idiot for just pulling his hand out.
Pleonasm 35
Your boyfriend lacks a lot of finesse.
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Comments (78)
Gangsterrface 10
That sounds so romantic.
delay1234 19
dang girl you must have some thick hair
HonestAbe500 7
that is such a hairy problem.
B0n351337loser 7
I have thick curly hair that gets tangled to the point that I have broken bristles out of brushes... As much as I play with my hair, i have never encountered my hand getting stuck to the point that I couldn't just pull my fingers out, I think he was just being a jerk, or he wanted some of your hair for his shrine of you.
cwl727 32
How did his hand get caught so badly that a hunk of hair came out.