Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear,...

By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 04:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Superfuzz Big Muff

By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By disney_dick - 08/01/2018 00:00 - United States - Mims

Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Lozza111 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 8:56

haha, your bf is awesome, stop complaining

ZleveL 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 9:01

my comment never showed ip :( I was first too D: anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)

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mattias112 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 21:29

haha ur boyfriend is a genius!

ThatRandomFMLGal 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:17

lmao. awesome.

cassiebrooke 0

Friday 20 August 2010 8:29

Your future mantra should be: wax on.....wax off

Suds29990 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 15:42

That "Big cat" down there sure won't be sleeping for long!!! :P Smooth's the way to go OP.

melyeah 9

Sunday 5 September 2010 2:55

haahhahaah classic!

XxGingerBbyxX 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:48

Haha that's hilarious

iamwinnars 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 13:59

U MOTHERFUCKING HOE ASS BITCH NIGER AS!!!!

mahnego 3

Tuesday 21 September 2010 2:18

eww try shaving.

TaylorRaexx 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:37

LOL that's ******* hilarious!!! you should try shaving next time.

goneawol 1

Monday 27 September 2010 17:01

trim that shit girl

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