Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear,... - FML

By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 04:10 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By disney_dick - 08/01/2018 00:00 - United States - Mims

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Lozza111 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 8:56

haha, your bf is awesome, stop complaining

ZleveL 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 9:01

my comment never showed ip :( I was first too D: anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)

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nastassio 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 13:45

hahahah some people are just too damn hilarious!

uwnk 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:14

eeewwww

uwnk 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:15

eeeewwwww

trox_fml 4

Monday 15 November 2010 2:02

I saw this and laughed

Culnamo 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:43

That's really funny and cute. Obviously it isn't like he's turned off by it, so you shouldn't be so self-conscious. Also, if it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure that song was used in a movie during a sex scene...though, I can't remember which movie.

spotza 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:46

Can't....stop....laughing.

DaveEPIC 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 23:36

Your boyfriend is awesome!

didi27 0

Friday 17 December 2010 18:00

LMAO I busted out laughing when I read the last part. oh geez I'm sorry- I'm STILL laughing!!! so sorry :D

Taq_fml 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:16

its called shaving

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Friday 18 March 2011 21:57

YDI u know there are a couple of new inventions I want to tell u about Waxing and Shaving

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Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML

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Today, I'm 25 and still a virgin. At this point I'm not sure to feel embarrassed or proud. Imagine being 25 and not know what the fuck you are doing in the bedroom. I don't know who it would be more awkward for, me or them. Maybe I'll just avoid human interaction all together. FML

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Today, my friends tried to set me up with another nice, quiet girl. My type are girls who can do their own oil change. I'm mute and tired of people assuming I'm either the nice quiet guy or a complete jerk who won't talk to anyone. FML

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Today, I asked my husband to watch our kids while I cooked food for him. Apparently I asked in the wrong tone, because now he's pouting and won't eat. FML

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Today, I discovered that the neck injury that my mom has had since last week was planned just as an excuse not to shovel when today's snowstorm came. She has planned on being lazy for over a week now. FML

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Today, I came for the first time WAY after the normal age, which is like 11 to 13 (I’m 16) and not only that, but I learned I have to deal with medical conditions, because it was painful when I ejaculated. The first time I even had testicle retraction. I’m just like my goddamn dad with his problems. FML

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Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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