Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Top comments
kfchicken 31
Red flag, also condoms are a thing?
JackFaire 27
Willing to bet a guy like this relies on her birth control alone.
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kfchicken 31
Red flag, also condoms are a thing?
JackFaire 27
Willing to bet a guy like this relies on her birth control alone.
Mathalamus 24
Phone apps are useless for irregular cycles.
mindy12182 17
Not necessarily I track mine using a phone app and the symptoms in order to help better communicate to my doctor the issue I'm having with my irregular periods, this allowed me to get a medication to prevent me going too long without my period and suffering the consequences of it, now I track my cycle on the app in order to know how long I've gone without it and when I need to take the medication.
John Nemeth 14
Now you just need the “My boyfriend is being a jackass tracker”
Hangryko 31
Please dump that misogynistic paranoid idiot.
icalledhisname 12
I would dump him immediately. If he’s that stupid about this, he’s stupid about other things. I’d be terribly inconvenienced without my period tracker, it helps my life to track my cycles.
thatkorean 5
Well that’s a red flag. How long have you two been dating? Does he know you have irregular cycles? If so, I’d break up. If not I’d sit down and have a discussion about it. And then depending on his response to the discussion make a decision on staying in the relationship or leaving.
Nic1330 5
just stop having sex with him then I'm sure he'll get over it
crashtestdumplin 16
Well just let him know you wouldn’t want to breed with someone so dense
Sonotsuave 35
That’s so idiotic. I have an app solely for tracking irregular cycles & I’m not nor have I ever been sexually active. He’s gotta grow up
jk_waks 20
wait so seriously, these apps really work? especially for girls with irregular periods? i thought these apps were just fake!!