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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By snottyface - 26/09/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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Roskosity 22

Friday 5 September 2014 22:53

Did you wipe the mucus off of your face and onto the tablet?

Lil_Red777 21

Friday 5 September 2014 23:22

So hitting him isn't childish?

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yourwifelovesme 25

Saturday 6 September 2014 4:34

Now that's true love right there

Oswin_fml 10

Saturday 6 September 2014 6:51

At least the tablet didn't get wet

jake_robbo 10

Saturday 6 September 2014 9:29

Surely he could have just covered his mouth?

queefa1634 6

Saturday 6 September 2014 10:20

I know how you feel. my friend does it to me all the time, gross.. LOL.

Ricky___D 5

Saturday 6 September 2014 16:24

But he's your bf is it really that bad?

jojo13181 3

Sunday 7 September 2014 4:39

i sneezed after reading that lol

Abraa 19

Sunday 7 September 2014 7:10

As opposed to covering his mouth?

lilushi 8

Sunday 7 September 2014 13:15

What was wrong with his hand? Or the area on the other side of him?

clair_brodie 35

Monday 8 September 2014 20:13

His own hand or sleeve was too much of a hassle?

LordMelchett 10

Sunday 14 September 2014 16:10

My boyfriend and I sneeze on each other's faces for fun

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