By anonymous - United States - San Francisco Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36898 You deserved it 3573 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Claire - 17/12/2020 17:01 The real me Today, I finally told my parents I'm trans. My dad started crying and told me he loved me no matter what. My mother threw a chair at me, and told my dad it was his "wife-like" behaviour that made me this way. She then prayed out loud for an hour for God to send her a real husband and son. FML I agree, your life sucks 1664 You deserved it 520 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cakefete2 - United States - San Francisco Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML I agree, your life sucks 41197 You deserved it 3942 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By racist - United States Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML I agree, your life sucks 38132 You deserved it 3633 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Santa Rosa Beach Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML I agree, your life sucks 45754 You deserved it 4274 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Matthew - United States - Largo Today, after working at my summer job for 3 weeks, I was informed that I was too young to work there. I had contacted them 3 months prior and had given them my birthdate multiple times. I had also attended a special training in their corporate HQ, which I drove 7 hours both ways to get to. FML I agree, your life sucks 5051 You deserved it 300 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jessica - United States Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML I agree, your life sucks 34225 You deserved it 2656 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JulesBlues Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML I agree, your life sucks 1804 You deserved it 345 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Gassy Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML I agree, your life sucks 32775 You deserved it 9015 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dumbfuck - United States Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 8714 You deserved it 26477 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotHungryAnymore - United States - Rochester Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML I agree, your life sucks 18726 You deserved it 1336 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By StaceZN Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML I agree, your life sucks 9786 You deserved it 898 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cnkk07 - United States Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML I agree, your life sucks 23493 You deserved it 2502 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Burnsville Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML I agree, your life sucks 29230 You deserved it 4211 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ringless - United States Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML I agree, your life sucks 43179 You deserved it 3596 189 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By holy sleet - United States - Rochester Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML I agree, your life sucks 27741 You deserved it 41653 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stranded - United States Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML I agree, your life sucks 25607 You deserved it 7621 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML I agree, your life sucks 39137 You deserved it 3104 188 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous TFI Friday Today, I started a new job. The hours are long, but I didn't mind as I could REALLY use the overtime. Turns out, they don't pay over time. I'm just expected to go "above and beyond for the company." FML I agree, your life sucks 2429 You deserved it 235 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Sad sad sad Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML I agree, your life sucks 28496 You deserved it 7696 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By YAABOIII - United States Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 61098 You deserved it 8781 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unwilling redneck - United States Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML I agree, your life sucks 42393 You deserved it 4572 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chew toy - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML I agree, your life sucks 4099 You deserved it 768 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bad boss Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML I agree, your life sucks 4760 You deserved it 263 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stpry of my life - United States Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML I agree, your life sucks 61889 You deserved it 6966 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Rochester Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 44751 You deserved it 3557 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nomfuck - United States - Fremont Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 36492 You deserved it 3156 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Erie Today, I learned not to take sex tips from virgins seriously. "Have sex in the shower", they said. "It'll be fun", they said. Well they didn't take slippage into account. One busted nose and concussion later, I'm not seeing the "fun" part at all. FML I agree, your life sucks 21100 You deserved it 7319 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By me - United States Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML I agree, your life sucks 28617 You deserved it 56592 534 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 22419 You deserved it 31649 219 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/9/2020 10:01 - United States - Saint Paul High Times Today, I got hit by a car while I was on the phone. I was sat at a bus stop. The driver was high and lost focus lighting another blunt. My family and some friends are mad that I'm pressing charges and making weed look bad in the media. FML I agree, your life sucks 1722 You deserved it 330 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jmdezy - United States Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML I agree, your life sucks 10752 You deserved it 24068 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML I agree, your life sucks 22990 You deserved it 4282 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Super Confused - United States - Fremont Today, I got my graded essay from my teacher. Earlier, he'd said that it was "too specific", and that I should change it to be "more general and debatable". Now that I've got it back, the first comments on the paper are, "Your thesis is too general, be more specific." FML I agree, your life sucks 14661 You deserved it 1357 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML I agree, your life sucks 38271 You deserved it 8289 156 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bnc - United States - Jefferson City Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 47941 You deserved it 4014 125 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BreakingTheMood - Finland - Vanda Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML I agree, your life sucks 53785 You deserved it 4446 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jazzyfayyye - United States Today, my boy friend said "you know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML I agree, your life sucks 52212 You deserved it 3676 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By What did I do wrong? - United States - Manhattan Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2822 You deserved it 165 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML I agree, your life sucks 33836 You deserved it 7850 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ToTeachorNottoTeach - 2/9/2020 20:01 - United States - Los Angeles The best of times, the worst of times Today, I'm a teacher in the middle of a pandemic. Half my students haven't shown up to my class. The other half don't do any assignments. I keep my job based on how well my students do. FML I agree, your life sucks 1411 You deserved it 116 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SkittlesGoRawr | 19 #6057452 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:53 This is why dogs are better than humans. Send a private message 125 4 Reply
By Liamj774 | 36 #6057455 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:53 Well I would only care about the dog if I were you Send a private message 59 2 Reply
By ShadowlessSpear | 21 #6057451 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:53 How lovely Send a private message 39 6 Reply
Reply AddictGamer | 16 #6057495 - Friday 5 September 2014 23:21 Life's a bitch. Send a private message 11 7 Reply
Reply spatula232 | 25 #6057511 - Friday 5 September 2014 23:45 Personally I'd say the dog is but you know, whatever floats your boat. Send a private message 7 11 Reply
Reply AddictGamer | 16 #6057539 - Saturday 6 September 2014 0:24 Someone doesn't appreciate the pun. Send a private message 8 6 Reply
Reply laden_swallow09 | 34 #6057651 - Saturday 6 September 2014 2:46 A lot if people didn't appreciate your pun. Send a private message 4 6 Reply
Reply urdirtyolduncle | 15 #6057696 - Saturday 6 September 2014 4:07 Can I just get thumbed down for no reason. Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By SkittlesGoRawr | 19 #6057452 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:53 This is why dogs are better than humans. Send a private message 125 4 Reply
Reply Rinat_fml | 26 #6057486 - Friday 5 September 2014 23:08 Woof! Send a private message 7 15 Reply
Reply J3R3MYY | 14 #6057498 - Friday 5 September 2014 23:22 You're not really helping the point that all men are dogs bud.. ^^ Send a private message 20 3 Reply
Reply wickedalwayswins | 7 #6057610 - Saturday 6 September 2014 2:02 Reindeers are better than people Send a private message 6 2 Reply
Reply nick3600 | 22 #6060248 - Monday 8 September 2014 20:44 100th Like Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By paigexox0 | 37 #6057454 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:53 Pets are better anyways! :) Send a private message 42 1 Reply
Reply sayyestothedress | 24 #6057547 - Saturday 6 September 2014 0:41 And at least you came home to find that the dog is still alive. Other people's FML is that they came home to find their pet dead Send a private message 10 2 Reply
By Liamj774 | 36 #6057455 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:53 Well I would only care about the dog if I were you Send a private message 59 2 Reply
By Roskosity | 22 #6057458 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:54 Man's best friend, especially when your best friend's are being dicks. Send a private message 28 2 Reply
By Dreamsorrow93 | 24 #6057459 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:54 Maybe time to move? Send a private message 7 11 Reply
Reply badluckalex | 23 #6057518 - Friday 5 September 2014 23:59 if only it was that easy Send a private message 7 0 Reply
Reply Dreamsorrow93 | 24 #6057553 - Saturday 6 September 2014 0:48 I still have it made going to college and living at home. So I would not know haha. Send a private message 0 10 Reply
By DogeMan | 14 #6057461 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:55 That's a sign u might want to move out Send a private message 4 8 Reply
Reply IJG2000 | 16 #6057531 - Saturday 6 September 2014 0:17 If OP could, but unfortunately it's harder then it sounds Send a private message 5 1 Reply
By justplainawkwrd | 22 #6057464 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:56 That must have been one lonely dog I guess. Send a private message 5 11 Reply
By alex_622 | 22 #6057467 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:57 At least somebody loves you...even if it is the dog Send a private message 12 3 Reply
Reply Hiimhaileypotter | 52 #6057574 - Saturday 6 September 2014 1:44 You made that sound like a bad thing... Even if it IS "the dog"... Maybe it's just how I read it. Lol. OP, understand this now. People suck. People let you down. Pets are always there for you unconditionally. That's why they're so much better. :3 Send a private message 10 1 Reply
By iamtheinsomniac | 11 #6057468 - Friday 5 September 2014 22:58 Life's a bitch Send a private message 2 9 Reply
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 148 You deserved it 17 5 Comments
Today, I found out that a burglar broke into my house. Since I didn't have expensive stuff for them to steal, they took my Fleshlight. FML I agree, your life sucks 353 You deserved it 72 2 Comments