Life's a bitch.

Personally I'd say the dog is but you know, whatever floats your boat.

Someone doesn't appreciate the pun.

A lot if people didn't appreciate your pun.

Can I just get thumbed down for no reason.

Woof!

You're not really helping the point that all men are dogs bud.. ^^

Reindeers are better than people

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And at least you came home to find that the dog is still alive. Other people's FML is that they came home to find their pet dead

if only it was that easy

I still have it made going to college and living at home. So I would not know haha.

If OP could, but unfortunately it's harder then it sounds

You made that sound like a bad thing... Even if it IS "the dog"... Maybe it's just how I read it. Lol. OP, understand this now. People suck. People let you down. Pets are always there for you unconditionally. That's why they're so much better. :3