Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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Roskosity 22
Did you wipe the mucus off of your face and onto the tablet?
Lil_Red777 21
So hitting him isn't childish?
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Comments (62)
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Girlfriends are more important than tablets, but the former is much more fun when they are wet.
LordGiblett 26
OP could be a boy
sidious_fml 16
That's a really shitty thing to do :( sorry OP..
tony1891 22
did you remember to say bless you?
justin1205 9
You should've wiped the snot on him and the tablet. Should teach him to not sneeze on you next time OP.
catmint 13
iPhlegm
AGB10 19
Remember to pay him back the next time you feel you need to fart. ;)
ifoundalaska 11
He needs to use his inner elbow like the rest of us civilized people
makkarari 18
That made me laugh!!! Thank you! I was having a rough day but this made my day! I do feel for you though, that's gross:)
worldclassrager 41
What was on the other side of him?
wanted_2_want 40
What a gentleman you got there!!