Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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Top comments
amelia_suhayda 22
I think that's kind of sweet.
bonjourhaley 8
I'm sure you mowed into the sunset :)
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Comments (219)
PurelyCanadian 18
Is this an eighties movie?
kacironi 13
at least he tried, the effort means everything
swedeNix 13
Agree but still; some ideas should remain inside the head
christianpulis 17
Date that guy!
godcomplexkid 7
she is dating that guy. he showed up on lawnmower to the date.
worldclassrager 41
He's a keeper
abc_1_2_3 12
Hey, the poor guy tried. Not everyone can afford a nice car... or a car at all... or even his own lawnmower... xD
AverageJoey 18
He cares enough about you to try, and even if it was a joke, he had a great sense of humor.
OneToughChick 13
Waterboy style
l248xt 14
That's bloody ingenious!
ItsThisGirl 17
Can't buy me love.
Ziggy122 15
Oh come on, that's adorable. It'll make a great story for your wedding day.