By lageste - 20/11/2008 04:37 - France

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML
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and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???

And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .

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and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???

I don't see the fail here. Worst case it's a funny story to tell in bars later.

don't waste ur time on dates. watch what goes around u...and urself

that damn gonorrhea...

Who says 'trousers'?

Brits and anyone who learned British English instead of American English.

And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .

ydi for smoking... or for hitting on a smoker.

sryy but did u get anythin from her

that's hot.

firecrotch 