Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML
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Brokenwings92
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and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???
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MizzMe123
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And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .
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Brokenwings92
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and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???
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jennawheaton
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mahah
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XoacHale
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YDI. cockiness.
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squigglyshark
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I don't see the fail here. Worst case it's a funny story to tell in bars later.
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randomxtremely
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don't waste ur time on dates. watch what goes around u...and urself
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n530411351
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that damn gonorrhea...
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DynamicDave
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Who says 'trousers'?
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Lolzords
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Brits and anyone who learned British English instead of American English.
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MizzMe123
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And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .
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stewpididiot
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ydi for smoking... or for hitting on a smoker.
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greendaygirl112
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sryy but did u get anythin from her
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iFacade
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that's hot.
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leslielove11
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firecrotch