By lageste - 20/11/2008 04:37 - France

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML
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and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???

And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .

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and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???

XoacHale 0

YDI. cockiness.

I don't see the fail here. Worst case it's a funny story to tell in bars later.

don't waste ur time on dates. watch what goes around u...and urself

n530411351 9

that damn gonorrhea...

Who says 'trousers'?

Brits and anyone who learned British English instead of American English.

And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .

stewpididiot 11

ydi for smoking... or for hitting on a smoker.

greendaygirl112 0

sryy but did u get anythin from her

that's hot.

firecrotch 