FML : Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there."...

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lageste / Thursday 20 November 2008 04:37 / France

Love

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By Brokenwings92 | 0

#240164 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:06

and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???

By MizzMe123 | 0

#592883 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 01:34

And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .

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By Brokenwings92 | 0

#240164 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:06

and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???

jennawheaton | 0

#860180 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 02:19

mahah

XoacHale | 0

#2247123 - Sunday 27 March 2011 05:46

YDI. cockiness.

By squigglyshark | 0

#249890 - Monday 1 June 2009 04:29

I don't see the fail here. Worst case it's a funny story to tell in bars later.

By randomxtremely | 0

#306149 - Monday 15 June 2009 05:40

don't waste ur time on dates. watch what goes around u...and urself

By n530411351 | 9

#458320 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 07:02

that damn gonorrhea...

By DynamicDave | 11

#509009 - Sunday 23 August 2009 08:51

Who says 'trousers'?

Lolzords | 11

#575526 - Sunday 20 September 2009 05:26

Brits and anyone who learned British English instead of American English.

By MizzMe123 | 0

#592883 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 01:34

And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .

By stewpididiot | 11

#910160 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 06:24

ydi for smoking... or for hitting on a smoker.

By greendaygirl112 | 0

#974986 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 05:09

sryy but did u get anythin from her

By iFacade | 5

#980108 - Thursday 15 April 2010 09:20

that's hot.

By leslielove11 | 0

#1050570 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 08:37

firecrotch 

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