weezer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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Self-loathing intensifies
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Beauty standards
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
disappointed
Waterloo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
WTF?
United Kingdom
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Sarahir
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Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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Claymason 0
lock the door?
pattyrn 0
so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.
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Comments (154)
wisericky 12
i will out bid you for that wax my kind sir.
Itstherealjen 0
door lock
randomaccess745 0
hairy bread is my favorite kind, it's great with strawberry toe jam.
cheeky55555 0
ewwwwwwww
AnagenisisZagus 13
Wow, you are MY kind of woman.
pattyrn 0
so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.
RavenNight 0
owww, y the hell would u want to do tht!?
AwkwardPolygon 0
Mass produce the wax in a factory, then there'll be enough for everyone!
Vincentsmit11 3
Who said that the OP is a woman? It would make the situation less weird.... i think, not sure :P
imhope 23
I never thought of that...
Nightmarex3 2
Do u scream kelly clarkson as you do it?
calley123 0
hahaha I laughed at that!
ohheykiwi 2
Seriously, guys? It doesn't actually hurt, boobs are bags of fat.
Ownord_fml 10
I'm pretty sure it'll still hurt. Skin is sensitive in that area ^^
bridgette5866 0
hahaahahahahahah wtf how would that not hurt? if it hurts when your eyebrows get waxed then hell yes it's gonna hurt your nipples.
Avenged7Gabe 0
that makes the definition of boobs sound unattractive
Bates621 0
Bags of fat with nerves.
Ownord_fml 10
Besides, breasts are not exclusively bags of fat, there are mammary glands in there too. Now that I think about it, hair on breast is possible, but hair on nipples ? =O