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we talking about pooping or sex? haha
Pooping.
Pooping is like love. Sometimes it sorts itself out, and sometimes you've got to give it a big, hard, slimy push.
Hate it when you force it to come out, then you get tired and it slips back in.
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Show it anywayJust no, don't go there
There's always that one person, 40.
#2? How old are you, 5? 4/10
That's one hell of a dump you took.
Wow, did you think of that on your own?
This is one of my biggest fear... Did you fall and finish the rest on the floor or ...?
Well, shit.
They were trying to.
*claps*
I see the vagal response is working well. Seriously though, don't bear down so hard.
Too much fibre!
I'm guessing too little fibre in this case.
No, too much fibre will soak up all the water in the stools and make them extremely hard and in turn hard to pass. Look it up. It seems counterintuitive but it's not. Too much of a good thing often will become a bad thing.
I feel a ghost poo would really top this situation off. I mean, that's if you actually managed to accomplish your task.
More fibre, more water, try a course of laxatives! Your friendly local doctor would love to hear about your bowel problems, go give them a call.
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Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.
Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.