Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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Same thing different taste
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Beauty standards
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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Claymason 0
lock the door?
pattyrn 0
so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.
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Comments (154)
aardvarkish 16
that is HOT
whorecrux 0
Its's haiku time! I wax my nipples They were like mosquito bites Ouch! That really hurt!
snoot 0
amazing.
heyimzim 4
nice one
alexac25 0
haha
ulicksam 0
You're not too close to your boyfriend if you cn't share that with him anyway.
Residence_fml 4
boring~
cudgel1023 0
at least she does it herself. I pluck my gf's inch long nipple hair during sex
triggerit 5
OP is a gay... so there is nothing to talk about...
sourgirl101 28
Plucking a hair, here and there with tweezers I understand but getting them waxed? Damn, you must be hairy as hell! Kudos on keeping yourself well groomed.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Very rude!
guppy40000 0
plenty of girls have this issue, stop lying about it ladies. At least this lady is honest. Hope your BF is gonna be mature about this.
bbergeron 0
Not every lady has this problem though, so you can't make the assumption that any of the individuals are lying about not having to deal with that kind of situation, unless you've seen each and every one of their ****... but i highly doubt you have. Plus, who said the online poster was a girl?
justanotherbird 19
Agreed, I've seen plenty of boobs having worked at Victoria's Secret. Many women have small hairs somewhere on their breasts, since the areola contains hair follicles, usually so small or light you wouldn't notice. It's really not that big of a deal, unless you are an immature git.
Philly_iz_Silly 0
I think it's kinda hot :/