Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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Same thing different taste
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Beauty standards
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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Claymason 0
lock the door?
pattyrn 0
so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.
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ky765 0
*girl takes of bra her **** are hairy* guy saia AAAA wtf *girl takes of thong her ****** is hairy* guy sais WOOT
gemini6 0
at least ur nice enough to do that.
puhla 0
thought of the same thing!
maddiewoah 15
Lock the door next time.
Fsvb 32
OP... I feel your pain.. Well, actually, I don't really wax them, I just pull out 4 or 5 hairs, but okay. But indeed. LOCK THE DOOR.
hotdogcore 9
I can't believe that 114 people don't know that the bathroom is the one room ANYWHERE that you should always knock before entering if the door is closed. Really though, you shouldn't have to lock the door in your own house, which is most likely where the poster was when this happened. I seriously doubt they carry their waxing supplies around to other people's houses. Also, what if there isn't a lock, or the lock is broken? Not all houses or apartments come with locks on the bathroom door. Another thing. everyone gets hair in places they don't want it. Men get it on their back, in their ears, and have giant unibrow of death. Women get it on their faces, toes, nipples, etc. It happens, and that's why we have hair removal. What would **** be if it weren't for Brazilian waxing? I suppose you all think that those people were born with hair that conveniently grows in a cute little heart shape around their cooter? I bet all the people that made nasty comments, calling the poser a "werewolf" because they have a few hairs on their nipple probably have a bush the size of an old west tumbleweed growing in their pants. Honestly, I would be more embarrassed about having 4 inch long hairs growing out of my boob that I did nothing about rather than someone walking on me taking care of a little personal grooming. OH NOES, I TAKE CARE OF MY BODY AND TRY TO MAKE WHAT I HAVE LOOK AS BEST AS IT CAN! WHAT SHALL I DOOOO?
bfflrhea 0
umm eww..
melifebelike 0
well lock the door next time duhh
runningwildfire 0
umm since when do chicks have hairy nipples?? I'd be mortified if I had hair on my nipples!!
mattxhavoc 2
Yep. LOCK.