Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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Same thing different taste
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Beauty standards
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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Claymason 0
lock the door?
pattyrn 0
so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.
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Comments (154)
sxyKarri_94 0
Is pain ur fetish or are ur nipples really so Harry u need to wax them?
rcloca 10
*hairy. We're not talking about the name here!
cupcake112397 0
oww wouldn't that hurt like hell??
Ceaszhar 0
how the **** do u get hair on ur nipples? are u sometime of werewolf freak?
Cenobyte 10
All girls get a few hairs around the nipples. Completely normal. Using wax to get rid of the hair? (Not so normal) Ouch!
murlocholmes 5
After the OP's stripper career took off, the manager of Bobby's Big Breasts Stripclub introduced her to Nipplestars. Soon enough, OP became addicted... OP got fired, and this was the first time since then, that she has been caught giving in to the addiction in a humiliating and futile attemp to recreate the effect of the twisting, and tearing, yet gratifying pain on her nipples.
jamjelly386 5
el oh ****** el
dusty209 0
thats hott
ageofkyle 0
today, a few hundred people got on fml. Thats how they all got to laugh their asses off when they found out some chick waxes her nipples, because she was complaining that her boyfriend found out. This is how many more people found out that she waxes her nipples. fhl
Efilyn 0
OP never specified their gender. It COULD be a guy as well...
D0rkYDoLLFace 0
uh.ew.ever tried LOCKING THE DOOR ?!
savannahms 0
stop giving her a hard time. would you rather your girl be hairy? everyone has hair. some people just dont like it in certian places. and in her case its the nipples.