weezer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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Self-loathing intensifies
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Beauty standards
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
disappointed
Waterloo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
WTF?
United Kingdom
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Sarahir
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Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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Claymason 0
lock the door?
pattyrn 0
so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.
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Comments (154)
funktown 2
^lol
blo0_starZz 0
Somebody with hairy ones-.- Gawd, you guys are so hypocritical. "Ew! She's all hairy! Why doesn't she shaaaave!?" & Then.. "Why would you wax your nipps?" Most guys get their girls to shave down there, & others up even upstairs.. Maybe it's a habit from her ex?
pyjamagirl1996 1
huu weird , waxing nipples
Evangeline1 0
WTF would you do that to yourself?!?!?!?
alyssa_briana 0
thts gross !
Marywuvsyou 0
Okay, first, oww. And eww. Why would you do that?...
ZachMitch1994 0
i think OP forgot to add bc i used to be a man at the end of this sentence
TheNewGuy03 28
hi, my name is harry nipples. |the kid|
sallen0046 4
So your life is ****** because you don't have the sense to lock the door? Or to wait until he was out of the house if you're not smart enough to put a lock on the door? Absolutely your fault.
candy4567 3
that's how they get infected read cosmo dumbass