weezer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Self-loathing intensifies
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Beauty standards
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
disappointed
Waterloo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
WTF?
United Kingdom
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Sarahir
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Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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Claymason 0
lock the door?
pattyrn 0
so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.
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Comments (154)
Lallafa 0
This only sucks if you just started dating. Otherwise you really should be...you know...comfortable with each other. My boy helps me tweeze the occasional titty-hair. It's really not that big a deal. Do you leave the room to fart too?
birchknollbabe32 0
is that supposed to make him horny???
fugachumi 0
what the deuce!?!?
SadinSherman 16
Your parents screwed you genetically
caity878 0
Uh ew?
skennyevil 0
I would date a girl with hairy nipples! as long as she waxed them though. Lol
BetYourMad 0
You nasty bitch :/
iluvmusic8128 0
this well illastrautes my life motto. Don't do/say/text anything u wouldn't want ur mom hearing/seeing lol jk jk
cantWin19 8
That's a little weird that you wax your nipples..
CaliLoveFire 23
that sounds quite painful