By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 654
You deserved it 3 273

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ohjessica 11

Haha, damn. What a coincidence.

Learn to change a tire


ohjessica 11

Haha, damn. What a coincidence.

SuperDerp 8

yeah ... sounds like something that would happen to me

WinterPerfection 3

It happens a lot with AAA!

eminemchick 19

you shouldve called the AAAAA

while you wait you should masturbate to the sound of Iamnotmyself playing with his unicorn Steve.

mmm tits lol

well, look on the bright side, at least they're coming!

AAAAA Is always better

Irony's a fickle bitch sometimes, isn't it?

katieklein 0

Thats kinda funny tho.

Guys, real men call the BBB

dsbs 9

An accident inside an accident.... Inception

flockz 19

good thing your car doesnt have sex. its rubber would always break.

Mmm Tits indeed.

mynameis1339 0

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DKParth13 5

so I guess they had to call AAA or Onstar lol

Inception :O

EnEl_Infierno 15

Lol fyl for depending on AAA and ydi for not having a repair kit on you. And also I know this is gonna sound stupid but I'm still new to site can any one tell me how to favorite. An fml.

swimchica22 0

Why didnt you call someone else? Personally...i would have called someone who could get there faster...

Yo dawg we heard u had a flat tire so we put a tow truck in ur tow truck so we can tow u while we tow u! If i don't get thumbs up for that I will post an FML

I call HHH to carry me home on his back while he feeds me green grapes.

Prankster7o7 5

I'd take a nap, screw that.

PopRocks14 0

Ohhhh the irony.

Sounds Like AAA Had To Call AAA.(;

That's what she said

Switch to Progressive...

arcticdoctorwho 0

That's what they call a vicious circle.

SayHiToChucky 0

I love how this comment got 69 thumbs up. Now THAT'S a coincidence..

192 - I thumbed it up, just to ruin your entire comment. u mad?

TheBitchOfChuckN 7


DKParth13 5

um first quick say something...., penus!!

Enjoy being modded. Have a nice day.

darlingdollie 24

Sorry, op. Thats just bad luck.

iLOLatURpain69 7

I would say its good luck. Bad luck would be no insurance, car completely destroyed, zombie apocalypse, ect.

tylersign 11

Sounds like AAA needs to call OnStar.

DKParth13 5

I like turtles!!

639th rule of life. always remember your how to survive a zombie apocalypse instructions.

Jaimegirl 7

Don't they have the supplies to fix the flat in their car?? AAA is making excuses...

Op wouldnt have this type of luck if he/she learned how to change a spare tire.

I think they forgot about that call and made up an excuse

I actually think a zombie apocalypse would be a good thing... Or atleast interesting.

SupahAsian 4

What's your zombie plan??

SOD_sonofdixie 5

or the OP could learn how to put on a spare and this situation would have never happened.. YDI for being ignorant

aw man sounds like a bad day :(

A very Tirering day.

lorenzoman77 7


So ya had a bad day, call triple A, get a flat tire & wait for a while. ...Nope. The song's not even good as a parody. In all seriousness, that's straight-up bad luck. Sorry, OP! Hope you had a book or something.

Were you driving on top of a rocky mountain or something?

He/she does live in colorado so....

Don't call AAA. Get a freakin airlift out of there

thats happened to me for 9 hours

YDI for using AAA. Worst insurance company evaaa.

SayHiToChucky 0

I see what you did there.

It's taking longer than usual

SayHiToChucky 0

Three times longer...

How the fuck did my comment end up here?

That wasn't supposed to be on this comment

SayHiToChucky 0

Cool story, bro ....

toniidubz 0

tits. that sucks.

JTHolloway200 0

I agree with the tits

ugottaluvme 0

Do girls actually say tits? Usually peoplw so balls... or penis...

Why not say tits?

eminemchick 19

balls to you!

lol that's just destroyed!

highlandrabbit 1

You must not be very lucky. BTW, what did u do during those 4 hours?

ifailplzinsultme 0


4 hours of nothing.., sucks