Noooooooo!

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 693
You deserved it 7 590
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

LadyKaya 0

YDI for trying to distract a driver. Car accidents kill, you know. If he had put on his brakes suddenly, swerved, or anything because of you making him think there was a big emergency, people could have died. Although I'm not really sure what YOU got here that you deserved. The bunny didn't deserve anything... Before I get hated on... I'm not anti-saving-animals. But I am anti-putting-the-safety-of-a-rabbit-before-human-lives.

58 7
liz1908 0

Sounds like it's wabbit season to me.

17 2

Comments

LadyKaya 0

YDI for trying to distract a driver. Car accidents kill, you know. If he had put on his brakes suddenly, swerved, or anything because of you making him think there was a big emergency, people could have died. Although I'm not really sure what YOU got here that you deserved. The bunny didn't deserve anything... Before I get hated on... I'm not anti-saving-animals. But I am anti-putting-the-safety-of-a-rabbit-before-human-lives.

58 7
Sakke 4

#1 said it. Traffic is serious business.

0 0
andydawg8891 0

I totally agree with you. Besides, rabbits taste delicious.

1 0
alexandraa_fml 0

Exactly what I thought when I read this.. OP could have potentially caused a wreck over something totally ridiculous.

1 0
wolfpep 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
5 24
Thanitos 0

Rabbits breed faster and have shorter lives. So objectively a human life is more valuable than a rabbit's. On the other hand possibly not these idiots that keep QQing about stupid shit. Also based on this logic a turtle's life is more valuable than a human's.

14 0
boone_fml 0

Rabbits do this all the time, as well as marmots, beavers, and a variety of rodents. They don't understand the concept of roads. Your best bet is to just keep driving and hope they don't **** up.

6 0
Thanitos 0

The danger in this is evolution. If all the retarded rabbits die out only intelligent ones will be left behind. Over time they could overthrow the human race.

10 1
just_me_tmp 0

I love #21's comment. I wish more people would run out into streets with this logic.

6 2
iwannafuckyaman 0

I will agree with you when bunnies find the cure to aids. also... a bunny is like a mexican child... you can kill a couple and there are thousands left at home. not even their parents would miss them.

10 12
WhatANoob 0

21 had a good answer. BUNNYS FOREVER

0 2
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

YDI because trying to save a rabbit is pointless because even if it dosnt get runned over by a car its gonna eating by a wolf or choke on carrot and what not

0 0
nateb1tch 1

Yeah, in all retrospec human lives are literally nothing compared to life. And rodents don't understand roads due to us abruptly placing them in their habitat.

2 5
Seventytimeseven 0

wow you're a moron who puts human lives at risk to save a rabbit? YDI

13 8
BeeSkwaird 0

Seriously. If someone flashed their lights at me, I'd assume someone was wrong and try to figure out what the situation is. I'd be furious if I discovered they were only trying to point out a bunny.

4 0
Gam0r 0

Wow, your all so damn pesamistic, with car safety these days the chances of your brakes actualy locking up allowing you to swerve are next to none.

2 4
wolfpep 0

Bam, world gets hit by a massive meteor, everyone dies. Who gives a ****? Universe goes on. Point is, your no more important than that rabbit. (|X Yeah humans and their self-awareness, what a great thing right? FYL for killing a rabbit, your brain feels bad! Just because rabbits aren't self-aware, doesn't lower their importance, life is valuable no matter how developed the brain is. Because your self-awareness won't save you when im firin ma lazorz.

4 10
cucuto89 0

to humans, that bunnies not important, to the universe, the earth isn't important. Its all a matter of perspective, and from where i'm standing that bunny isn't a big deal

1 0
Mx_Rider 6

everyone its just a bunny,oh noezzz

3 1
crzyry 6

Sounds to me like you risked your life as well as the lives of other people to try and save a bunny with an obvious death wish.

8 1
Intellectualist 0

Have you ever heard of the book of bunny suicides? Google it, and educate yourself.

1 0
liz1908 0

Sounds like it's wabbit season to me.

17 2
tacomonkey 7

YDI for not jumping in front of the other car and sacrificing yourself for the rabbit.

7 1
jisatsu 0

God you Scared, threatened, then Blinded the Bunny. Then took it further and killed the bastard and! You got a FML post out of its tragic death that you caused. SMH!

1 2
EbonyGoddess 0

thats wut u get for tryna save a bunni. I like them... when theyre on mii plate with spices! yummmmy!!!

2 4