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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 800

By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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You deserved it 5 763

Don't back down, double down

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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You deserved it 252

By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 402

By danikka1 - 11/03/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML

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Greendaycheese 12

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:52

Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)

xlord 27

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:53

Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?

Comments

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:03

Tell him to buy out your ticket and take someone else.

obsydian_fml 3

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:09

Flirt with any and all cute cruise guys!

braheem 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:19

what a dumb guy! enjoy ur trip im sure there r lots of nice guyz!

granpa_haribo 13

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:33

Get yourself a caribean lover

pokefan813 16

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:44

you should rip up his ticket and go yourself... what a jerk.

merser 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:51

what a dumass!

mrsmathers17531 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:01

Your boyfriend is an idiot. If he's gonna break up with you at least wait until after the cruise to tell you so you can enjoy your experience. :( FYL.