have sex with a random while hes in the room? lol

Just go have a fun time meat some one else bring him back to your room make the douche jealous and then when you stop at an island take him( the douche) to a bar and get him wasted and leave him behind

Just go but and bunch of stuff and charge it on the room and leave him to pay for it ;)

As you're boarding the ship, whisper to the security guy that your ex is in Al-Qaeda. Even better, mention this just as you're sailing by Guantanamo Bay.

Your boyfriend is rude for doing that. I know what you mean. I know your hurt right now because you you are dumped and it hurts when someone does that to you exspeshily your boyfriend. You will be ok sunshine. Lol called you sunshine lol :) : D

I'm sure there going to be other single men on the ship so try and find one and bring him back to your room and if he says anything just say I thought we wasn't together any more :)

So, that is the PERFECT opportunity. What you do, find the hottest, most-charming, single man on the cruise, and take him back to the cabin you'll be sharing with your douchebag ex-boyfriend. Then when he throws a fit, just say "what? You're dumping me anyway."

Maybe he will propose to you on the cruise.

Why would he tell you before the trip? Awkward.

At least you get to go on a cruise