No, revenge is better.

Machines can't feel pain, can they? Well unless they're turrets, I guess...

Who said he'd be bringing it to class?

It does not matter. Revenge is never about the person, or object in this case, that one wants revenge against. It's personal. It's more about causing damage than pain. Plus there seems to be a bit of personification going on, which could lead to someone associating putting a dent in the machine as causing the machine pain.

I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it seriously.

You misspelled "Artificial Introlligence."

You misspelled 'Please no'.

I agree as well, no offence perdix... Doc you're hilarious too.

#39, yeah, maybe, I don't know, but perdix is still my favorite commenter. Help me! He made me write this!

You know, Noor.... I can see Perdix doing that! But, Doc said a lot of things.... Are you sure he wasn't saying he was funnier than both of you combined? We know how he is. :P

Guys, guys, NoorFML, DocBastard, and Perdix are really all the same person.

They're not a person at all #79.

That's it, I rage-quit FML! *throws laptop against wall; types this from iPhone*

LOL at the little troll face on day 2 xD Awesome

I'd hate to see what the snack machines would dispense if the same happened.

Perhaps defecation, #6?

#6, a Baby Ruth, a la Caddyshack?

There are things that are simply not needed to be mentioned, #11.

#20, don't worry, soon you will realize eating anything while browsing FML is a very bad idea.

#61 Unless you have an iron stomach.

That sounds like a stupid, super hero frat boy's catchphrase.

Well that is how they came up with the word garage, for go rage. True story...

That totally reminded me of a song from Sworn Enemy :D

You still need to buy a coffee maker or get coffee from somewhere else. Coffee doesn't grow on trees you know!

28 - What do you think customer service is for? And how will kicking the coffee machine fix anything?

Kicking the machine will not fix it, but it might just break. ..your foot.

"You failed me yet again, Starscream!" Btw: how the hell are they making Transformers 4 when Starscream was killed in part 3? Who's going to bring Megatron back to life when he's was the only one that was able to do it!?

Wait, Starscream dies in number three!?

THE MACHINES ARE TURNING ON US! To be fair Terminator made it seem a bit more exciting.

IT KNOWS!!!