FML : Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned...

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Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 29 April 2013 07:25 / France

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By Wizardo | 33

#5470766 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:05

A.T.I - Artificial Troll Intelligence

By perdix | 29

#5470767 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:05

Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.

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By \ | 28

#5470765 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:05

"Revenge" on machines? It is truly a sad world we live in. Invest in a cheap coffeemaker, OP.

ripresno | 10

#5470790 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:12

No, revenge is better.

\ | 28

#5470796 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:13

Machines can't feel pain, can they? Well unless they're turrets, I guess...

\ | 28

#5470851 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:56

Who said he'd be bringing it to class?

nightbirdblue | 27

#5470860 - Monday 29 April 2013 17:03

It does not matter. Revenge is never about the person, or object in this case, that one wants revenge against. It's personal. It's more about causing damage than pain. Plus there seems to be a bit of personification going on, which could lead to someone associating putting a dent in the machine as causing the machine pain.

Miaku | 11

#5683957 - Sunday 22 September 2013 3:01

I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it seriously.

By Wizardo | 33

#5470766 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:05

A.T.I - Artificial Troll Intelligence

TorturedXeno | 27

#5470821 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:31

You misspelled "Artificial Introlligence."

Wizardo | 33

#5470825 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:35

You misspelled 'Please no'.

Wizardo | 33

#5470872 - Monday 29 April 2013 17:12

I agree as well, no offence perdix... Doc you're hilarious too.

perdix | 29

#5470883 - Monday 29 April 2013 17:22

#39, yeah, maybe, I don't know, but perdix is still my favorite commenter.

Help me! He made me write this!

Jaxx66 | 21

#5471028 - Monday 29 April 2013 19:42

You know, Noor.... I can see Perdix doing that! But, Doc said a lot of things.... Are you sure he wasn't saying he was funnier than both of you combined? We know how he is. :P

Meettitan | 14

#5471213 - Monday 29 April 2013 23:17

Guys, guys, NoorFML, DocBastard, and Perdix are really all the same person.

nightbirdblue | 27

#5471314 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 0:03

They're not a person at all #79.

TorturedXeno | 27

#5471546 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:34

That's it, I rage-quit FML! *throws laptop against wall; types this from iPhone*

7yzzFML | 17

#5480055 - Monday 6 May 2013 3:38

LOL at the little troll face on day 2 xD Awesome

By perdix | 29

#5470767 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:05

Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.

Redglare | 8

#5470769 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:06

I'd hate to see what the snack machines would dispense if the same happened.

\ | 28

#5470778 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:08

Perhaps defecation, #6?

perdix | 29

#5470792 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:12

#6, a Baby Ruth, a la Caddyshack?

a1f0sff | 24

#5470823 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:34

There are things that are simply not needed to be mentioned, #11.

spazz666 | 18

#5471002 - Monday 29 April 2013 19:16

#20, don't worry, soon you will realize eating anything while browsing FML is a very bad idea.

nightbirdblue | 27

#5471320 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 0:04

#61 Unless you have an iron stomach.

By strokesie | 23

#5470768 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:06

Time to rage.

rg350dx | 29

#5470807 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:18

That sounds like a stupid, super hero frat boy's catchphrase.

lincolnkite | 6

#5470894 - Monday 29 April 2013 17:35

Well that is how they came up with the word garage, for go rage. True story...

morbidbeauties | 10

#5470948 - Monday 29 April 2013 18:34

That totally reminded me of a song from Sworn Enemy :D

By Brelywi | 15

#5470773 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:07

You should probably just bring a thermos of your own coffee and stop wasting money.

Miaku | 11

#5683962 - Sunday 22 September 2013 3:03

You still need to buy a coffee maker or get coffee from somewhere else. Coffee doesn't grow on trees you know!

By zed34 | 18

#5470774 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:08

Perhaps it's time to call the company that owns the machine and let them know, who knows maybe you can get free coffee.

DracoSpirita | 21

#5471118 - Monday 29 April 2013 21:57

28 - What do you think customer service is for? And how will kicking the coffee machine fix anything?

Shmatterhorn | 38

#5471701 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 7:08

Kicking the machine will not fix it, but it might just break. ..your foot.

By hnz | 13

#5470775 - Monday 29 April 2013 16:08

The machine anticipate your move and next time you mess with it again, it may change into decepticon.

Enslaved | 36

#5471013 - Monday 29 April 2013 19:23

"You failed me yet again, Starscream!"

Btw: how the hell are they making Transformers 4 when Starscream was killed in part 3? Who's going to bring Megatron back to life when he's was the only one that was able to do it!?