Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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OhHushDear 11
That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.
ArsenalFan12 0
Lol drop him
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Comments (136)
arvale8802 1
Boyfriends suck. So clueless & mean
brootalnoodle 0
Nice, Internet in the kitchen
maackenzie 9
At least you know you're doing a good job in there.
iFeedWeasels 6
YDI for being with him 2 years.
MrsDruidess 23
if this is true, I agree your life sucks but ydi if you have stayed with him. We teach others how to treat us but what we will put up with.
herpderp1234 17
Drop him like a hot potato!
aspecialspecial 21
It's probably a joke on an old no lover existent stereotype
aspecialspecial 21
1) it was most likely a joke, most guys aren't stupid enough to mean somethings like that 2) she's probably a fantastic cook and this was just his way of saying that he loved it when she cooked for him so when she didn't he felt empty inside. 3) look at her name ffs " I heart morons" 4) you all are some judgmental asses you know that?
PikarooArtist 17
OP, how is that romantic? Because that right there is sexist, if he keeps saying shit like that to ya then you should dump him and find someone better!