Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
OhHushDear 11
That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.
ArsenalFan12 0
Lol drop him
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (136)
badam_fml 6
Why o why are you with him
neonberries 15
It's not romantic, it's sexist!!
kittehkatrawrr 2
Weeow... If that's the most romantic thing he's said, you should just drop him -_- and I highly find that romantic. Fyl find someone better n.n
jambajj 0
Wow... Dump him fool!
LDBrann93 0
If your woman comes out of the kitchen to bitch at you, what did you do wrong? A: You didn't make the leash short enough.
brandiea 0
Yeah...so?
chubby_choco 17
On a positive note, you've got to be one hell of a cook. On a less positive note, the dude's kind of a sexist prick. I would suggest counselling if you want to stay with him, but honestly, if THAT'S the nicest thing you've heard from him in that long, he's probably not worth it...
minime2040 3
What a keeper..............not.
kainpwnsu 19
And you're still with home because...?
SpazzingKpopper 8
Because she loves home. All she needs is home.
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Perhaps you should think of finding someone else. someone who treats you better.