Love: Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time...

By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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You deserved it 9 332

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 143

You deserved it 3 607

By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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You deserved it 6 502

By gj09 - 22/11/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

Bottom of the list

By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 07:59

Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 039

You deserved it 275

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 683

You deserved it 5 293

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 428

By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 985

You deserved it 4 378

Nice guy

By UnderAppreciated - 05/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML

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You deserved it 232

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 500

You deserved it 12 228

Thanks for noticing

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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You deserved it 9 636

irishdancer 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:03

Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.

HarrietPotter 1

Monday 26 October 2009 20:05

I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.

Comments

Maxine17 8

Monday 26 October 2009 20:01

Well, least he told the truth!

_xxkitkatxx_ 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:09

Yeah, but I don't think she wanted to hear it.

quirinus 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:23

so did you get him a sammich?

Skull_300 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:31

Ah yeah, and get me a sammich too!

youreanidiot 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:43

ydi it for dating shallow losers...

inconvienentgurl 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:35

YDI for posting that on fml n just leave him he'll appreciate the time he did have u then...n be hatin cause he let u go but really...THATS NOT AN FML ur that desperate for an fml u put that? way to go ppl who moderate...

resonant14 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:18

It'd be better if you would have starting TEARING up... and like shredding things. THAT would command some attention - **** whining.

girandwogpig 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:00

Well I hope you fed the man!

FMLrockzdude 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 23:29

so go make him a sammich!

sukatlife 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 8:24

um. I'm not sure but this fml was posted the day me and my gf broke up and it was cuz we never saw each other. I also say I'm hungry A LOT

your_mother 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:01

girl get in the kitchen and make him a sammitch

popoman 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:26

What were you doing out of the kitchen? If you were a good girlfriend, he would never ask that question.

Penetration 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:41

#92, I'm waiting for an FML from him about his girlfriend not makin' him a sammich.

vjj 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:46

Reckon he got his sammich yet?

Elphieba 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 10:25

If we get in the kitchen we poisoin your food.

irishdancer 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:03

Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.

DarthVader77 9

Friday 31 May 2013 7:07

Sure, I'd take crying over eating any time. ;). Wait... I won't.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 5 June 2013 17:18

#3- I took it as more of she's opening up to him and trying to communicate about their relationship, and he couldn't care less and completely tried to deviate from the topic.

HarrietPotter 1

Monday 26 October 2009 20:05

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:21

Yes, some guys don't know what to say. Its obvious when he said he was hungry or maybe he really was starving??? But really it sounds like a Timing thing.