Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML
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Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML
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Top comments
OhHushDear 11
That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.
ArsenalFan12 0
Lol drop him
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Comments (136)
4rmMiami 4
Two years??? Why are u still with him???
redmnky21 8
that's a very shovanistic thing to say...
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You were trying to say, "Chauvinistic"?
ladyLALAA 29
Tell him that you feel empty when he's inside of you..
nate2790 0
If its been more then two years... Hes doin something right...
mommykrissy_05 7
That is ridiculous... I was with my ex for 5 yrs the nicest thing he ever said to me in that entire 5yrs was after i left him he said damn you look good sexy like a stripper can you give me a lap dance. Just made me realize leaving him was the best thing i ever did. You might want re-evaluate your relationship. See if it's something you still want.
skymymuffin1 0
If he hasn't said anything romantic to you, an your upset about it than why don't u just leave him?
beccaboo678 0
Then why are you still with him?
Fmlsea 28
Wow romance really is dead , if that's the best he can do then u deserve it for putting up with it .find someone will romance u and treat u better
newportbay 1
If he hasn't said anything romantic to u in past 2 years then why r u still with him?
_MidnightLuna_ 17
FYL but YDI for staying for so long.