Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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Top comments
djb23 0
yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
Avaquin 0
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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Comments (173)
Hurleygal 0
hes soo stupid.... You should so get rid of him
EcGyMz 0
you should brake up with him
AAAAHHHH12 2
Dump the dumbo! Happy birthday too, by the way!
MelanieBerrigan 0
Aw, sweetie. I say dump the jackass, you can do MUCH better than him.
aiello311 0
this is obviously fake.
Luckster 0
How is this obviously fake? Do you know OP or something? Or is your belief of humanity having proper honor in relationships so high, like's like a fairy tale?
saze_fml 0
OP why are u with this fool? Get rid of his ass and get youself a proper man.
AshleyRose784 0
what an ass
JournalKeeper 0
dump him
biteyourtongue 0
I agree, being friends with exs can be alright as long as there are boundaries. However, hen you have to question who he cares about more (as you do in this case), there is obviously a lack of boundaries. At this point, I'd say, "either her or me". If he can't choose his current girlfriend over his ex, he's got too many feelings for her for their friendship to be appropriate, and I'd dump his ass.
BLNovelist 0
While normally I wouldn't go for that type of ultimatium (I had a them or me situation once with a friend - I told them off), this one I think would warrant it. OP - .if he would willingly, knowingly choose the ex over you for birthdays, there is something wrong, and he needs to decide who he actually cares for. IF it isn't you, dump him - because you deserve someone who would care.
bethechange_fml 0
DUMP HIM