By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States
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This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.
I am an idiot muppet and I got nuked because I don't have anything nice to say.
im pretty sure there have been like 5 fmls like this and its in magazines and has been a joke for a while im gonna call you on it cuz of that oh and the slim to none chance that this is real its a total YDI for being completely ignorant of the oldest joke since cell phones so yeah
i think its all a conspiracy. because so many shitty fmls get put through when everyone submits great ones. i reckon that its just the moderators that post these ( the people that run the site, not those that vote on fmls to be submitted or w.e) i mean seriously, the people that wrote them never reply to any of the questions in the comments anyway. correct me if im obviously wrong but i dont think this site is completely for real.
you deserve it for being unoriginal in making up an fml. use your imagination.
I'm sure you'll find the same stories over and over again if you're a regular. I personally haven't seen this one so jeez, give her a break
You may very well get a lot of YDI votes. Perhaps more than YLIF votes. Screw them. Assuming this really happened, **** the person in the stall next to you's life. People who talk on cell phones in public places should be shot. You don't know who is talking to you. You don't know who is freakin' insane. Cell phone use in public is evil.