Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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djb23 0
yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
Avaquin 0
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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Comments (173)
rustyrox 0
Not your boyfriend! Does he not know? What a D-bag!
animejen1988 9
Umm...happy birthday. Hopefully the rest of the day goes better for you :( I hope he's your ex now. I would've dumped his ass right then and there.
heyitsselena 0
wow, your boyfriends an ass. I'd be freakin' pissed too. I'd be dumping his butt. HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOUGH!!
Polionixon 2
I got 1 phrase for you BROS BEFORE HOES! I'd hang out with my friend any day over a boyfriend friends WILL always be there boyfriends will not (unless your actually planning on marrying this person). However to the op i can see why you are upset an ex is quite different from an actual friend that you had for many years. I'd be jealous as well.
AriesPrincess91 0
I WOULD DUMP IF I WERE U, I GET THE FEELING THE MIGHT NOT JUST BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
mkmtrumpeter 0
Bros before hoes is the dumbest frickin phrase I've ever heard. That means you don't value any relationship you're in when friends are just as capable of being total jerks to you as a significant other is. In fact, I've found that friends are far more likely to treat someone like crap than significant others. I know that's the case with my boyfriend. Besides, if you have good friends and a good boyfriend/girlfriend, nobody should ever come "before" anyone else.
Neferria 0
Wouldn't he at least know your birthday? What an idiot.
diabetic_rage 0
YDI for having the same birthday as her. ...totally kidding by the way. FYL indeed!
mike1921 0
No, not all friends will always be there. Bros before Hos is ridiculous
Ribenalion 2
Not a massive coincidence, the odds of 2 people having the same birthday are a LOT higher than you would expect - http://www.damninteresting.com/the-birthday-paradox In fact the odds of 2 in 23 people having the same birthday is 50% So if he knows 23 girls the chances of one sharing a birthday with his girlfriend is 50% thus meaning its just a little bit unlucky. Google birthday paradox. Also he's a douche. Dump him and find someone better.