By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
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corrin925 6

At least he loves you enough to hold your hair.

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badactor009 0

... and that's how you keep hooker vomit off your new slacks. Any questions?

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t765234 10

Or any of his comments for that matter.

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musicLord 0

Man, after 534 comments you think the dude would quit trying.

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HeartOfLead 24

I pictured Joker saying that all Joker-like. Still not as amusing. Btw, OP try remaining sober. Just trying to help.

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KiwiKitten 2

Well if he really does love you, I'm sure he'll be fine with doing that for you sometimes... Just don't overdo it lol.

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draegbomb 5

17- I don't think you understand that they were drunk.

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jbloogle 10

I don't know you but if you ever need someone to hold your hair while you puke I'm here for you.

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Dnigz13 4

Atleast you know he really loves you otherwise I'm pretty sure he would have dug out instead of holding your hair and I'm assuming continued to help you out even after you were finished

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chkoe96 5

Was it a reaction to his words or are you preggers?

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Kwolfe 7

Why do people use words like "preggers" and "prego". It's "pregnant" you idiots.

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porcupineattack1 5

Your kids will love this!

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bestiebabes_jes 0

Awww cute :)

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katianalb 0

This happened to me too! But the other way around lol

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