Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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corrin925 6
At least he loves you enough to hold your hair.
Incredibo 0
Aww cuties
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Comments (109)
red1355 6
Awwww... Love....
badactor009 0
... and that's how you keep hooker vomit off your new slacks. Any questions?
_Oblivion_ 12
Why wasn't your comment funny?
t765234 10
Or any of his comments for that matter.
musicLord 0
Man, after 534 comments you think the dude would quit trying.
HeartOfLead 24
I pictured Joker saying that all Joker-like. Still not as amusing. Btw, OP try remaining sober. Just trying to help.
KiwiKitten 2
Well if he really does love you, I'm sure he'll be fine with doing that for you sometimes... Just don't overdo it lol.
draegbomb 5
17- I don't think you understand that they were drunk.
jbloogle 10
I don't know you but if you ever need someone to hold your hair while you puke I'm here for you.
Dnigz13 4
Atleast you know he really loves you otherwise I'm pretty sure he would have dug out instead of holding your hair and I'm assuming continued to help you out even after you were finished
chkoe96 5
Was it a reaction to his words or are you preggers?
Kwolfe 7
Why do people use words like "preggers" and "prego". It's "pregnant" you idiots.
porcupineattack1 5
Your kids will love this!
SouthernGrl94 14
Atleast he held you're hair for you.
juicifer 0
That's love
bestiebabes_jes 0
Awww cute :)
katianalb 0
This happened to me too! But the other way around lol